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Good one Deejay and a good way to end up in the hospital also...

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Welcome to the forums and enjoy the servers.

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.' When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded. 'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor..…….. 'No, from all the fucking skipping'.

LMFAO.....

7toes_ky yea i have always went evga but just window shopping the asus look sweet to Just remember the Asus takes up THREE slots.

Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena , is still a Virgin -- in every vay." The doctor told him, "Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art. Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olof...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez." Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena .....still in DA CRATE!"

If RD doesn't have the new map packs can he still play on our BO server???

Shamu Been awhile since I posted and my sentiments are changing but becoming more focused. I am now looking to spend more and buy new just because I want to. Nice to have something not finger f***** by a previous owner. I am also probably going I/O since my boat will be strictly fresh water. In salt water there are advantages to OB. This is my leading candidate and target acquisition will be for April 2012. http://www.regalboats.com/1900 Stock engine is 190 HP but I will order a 220 HP Volvo. The other option of significant cost will be a wake board tower. A close second is: http://www.hurricaneboats.com/boats.cfm?model=sd187io I have certainly learned MSRP carries little weight in this market. The Hurricane is very similar to what I had but mine was an outboard and I loved it.

Tao Warrior greywolf2 Ok for waiting 3yrs to go back in that server and finding out your guid was banned. You must have stayed away from any server who keep pb updated--- because you would have been banned an other servers also. I also do not think you were just playing and bam a pb guy thought you were hacking. I removed the IP as well as the guid. Violation Oct 22, 2009 - 15:45:31 209.40.101.186:28960 Tao Warrior #9002: MD5Tool Mismatch: Wallhack.dll (len=32) greywolf2, Yes this is what my brother found for me. I don't know anything about how to find that stuff on PB. That's why I call up my brother he is the computer grad. I just click the mouse and type and play games and surf the web. So by removing the IP and the GUID I'm not banned from there anymore? I honestly don't hack. But I guess the proof is there. I just wish I could prove to you all I don't hack. And yes I understand PB just doesn't accuse people. I guess I was playing well enough it looked like hacking I don't know I really don't. I guess it's just annoying to be told I'm hacking when I'm not. Will hope I can gain your guy's trust sometime down the road. Good Game to you all. Tao Warrior What Greywolf is saying Tao is that he removed the IP and GUID from what he posted so no one else can see it.

Good job Beers but one map that most dislike for sure is Camp_Merc.

LMAO, good ones Nick. You to baldie even though you hijacked his post...

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise. They were immediately attracted to each other, and spent all their days together sunning on the deck. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. When they got back home, he immediately started asking her out. Within just a few weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. Before I get a little box out of my pocket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I spend my weekends watching golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. Some days, that's all I can think about. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!" Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are, and I love golf too; but, since you're being totally honest with me, I need to be totally honest with you too. Until I met you on the cruise, I had spent the past ten years being a hooker." "Oh wow! I see," Ed replied........... He, paused, looked down at the table, and was silent for a moment. Nancy was afraid she had blown her chance to marry a really nice man. Ed sat there silently, deep in serious thought, then he quickly replied, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives! 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.. BET you're gonna read this again!

That looks like something "IDIOTS" would do....

A crusty old Warrant Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the old WO for conversation. "Excuse me, WO, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a bit of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The old WO just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." Old Mick said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days.... "When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to t'corner store wit a dollar, and I'd come back wit five pounds o' potatoes, Two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, A packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Ya' can't do that now..... Too many fuckin' security cameras."

Good one....

Happy Birthday Rock. Hope it was a great one.

That is fucking funny shit.

Cats and dogs don't mix anyway...

Happy belated Birthday bud. Sorry I forgot to post sooner. Hope it was a good one.

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, She stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?' He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock..."

He sure tells it like it is and doesn't mince his words....

Welcome to the family guys. I enjoy gaming with all three of you in the Viet-Nam FT server. Good addition to the clan.