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Welcome to the forums Rayray and keep killing Blackcat so you don't kill me...

Welcome to the forums Badseed. Now I don't feel so old. I was born in "48".

You been drinking again Labob?

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local biker's club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join the club . The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish... beer mostly,whiskey when I'm shooting pool.. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I'm drinking whiskey and shooting pool" The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz...?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my tits a few times...."

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, even if the owner tells him where it is.

About time Snipe and welcome to the family.

Happy Birthday Shamu. I hope it goes better for you bro.

Go out and take care of the sheep Merlin. It might take your mind off of your problems... Just kidding brother. Hang in there and it will get better.

LMAO Merlin. Good one bro....

Good to have you back Red.

Microsoft security essentials. Works great and isn't a system hog likr Norton or McAfee.

I have to say I have the Razer Mamba and I can use it wired or wireless. I use it wireless all the time and it is very fast and responsive. It is a gaming mouse and is rechargeable. I wouldn't have anything else.

Congrats guys and thank you Rugger for giving us the chance to play.

Cool, thanks for the post.

1Deerhunter Slowly we are losing are freedoms in both countries and some don't even see it coming. +1 That is so true Deerhunter.

I enjoyed the hell out of it and didn't have any problems with the beta. Sure missed it today. If and when I can afford it I will be getting it.

UnChileno you STILL around? ..and this joke has been told like 4 times already.. Yes I am still around? Why, do you want me gone?

Happy Birthday Cat and I hope you have many more to come.

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was a the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’. ‘ I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.. If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him "You gonna try again!"

Nice bike Magnus. Ride safe and watch out for the cages.

Good ones Johnny....

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating. He lay naked on his side on the table and the beautiful nurse began the examination. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection." said the nurse. "I haven't got an erection," said the man. "No, but I have," replied the nurse. Moral: Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!

Very nice boat Shamu. I hope it gives you years of pleasure.

TheLastColdBeer I'm w/Moose. Ain't showing these to my wife. Me either but that was good Johnny....

Happy Birthday bud. Have a great one.