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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man, "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I’ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colors." "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache.

So far Janey it is still a tropical storm and not a hurrican. Lets hope it stays that way but they say you guys will still get about 20 inches of rain. Stay safe and good luck.

Have fun OddJob and you will probably be the envy of a bunch of us when your shooting all those guns.

Hope you had a GREAT BIRTHDAY Rugger and hope you have many more to come.

Happy Birthday Ezra and hxtr you have a right to be proud as you have a beautifull daughter.

Nice fish Storm and beautifull Musky Sweatin. Been a long time since I caught one of them.

My Native American name is Huritt, meaning handsome. I can't help it, that is what it said...

Thanks for the heads up bud.

Happy Birthday bud and I hope you have many more to come.

Hope to see you in the game sometime KnightWolf.

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."

Welcome to >XI< oldirtybstrd. I want to know why the name "oldirtybstrd" if your only 27? :D

Welcome to the >XI< family Fearless.

A true Idiot... Welcome to the family HellKid

Welcome to the family Kiwi. Hope you enjoy yourself.

Welcome to the family Vincent.

LMAO, and I thought I was fucked up. Didn't anyone ever tell you NOT to play with your food hxtr?

Thanks for sharing Storm. Nice pics and nice looking crappie. That is a moment you will never forget.

Our Black Cat is the BEST black cat.

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose. The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis to the tip of my testicles." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em... he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!", he said, "where are your testicles?" The general replied, "Back in Vietnam!"

Some nice asses but I don't see any jiggling breasts. Aren't any big enough to jiggle.

Nice shirt. Must be Garield in the dark....

Congrats Bama you deserve the promotion.

Happy Birthday PWR and hope you have many more.

Welcome to the family Heelz. Love the name and the sig. Hope to see you in BF3 sometime.