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Welcome to the forums Smithy and it's always fun playing BF3 with you.

From all I have heard and read about it Dean it is suppose to be a pretty good case. Thermaltake makes some pretty good cases. I have one that I am very happy with but it's not that same one.

It's not just the coast that is flooding. I live inland and it's flooding around here also. One tornado touched down in Winter Haven which is about 22 miles from me. The ground is getting so saturated they are having trees just topple over.

A few days ago an old friend sent me a 'Vietnam Veteran' cap. I never had one of these before, and I was pretty hyped about it, especially because my friend was considerate enough to take the time to give it to me. Yesterday I wore it when I went to Walmart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I digress...enough of my psychological fixations. While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?" "No," I replied. "Then why are you wearing that cap?" "Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812." I thought it was a snappy retort. "The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?" God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936," I answered as straight-faced as possible. He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?" "It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way fun! "Dude! Really?" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?" I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission." "Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?" "Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage." The moron nodded knowingly. "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything." "Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?" With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?" The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her. After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction. Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot. What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back with a Homeland Security cap. Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of cap!

Hope it was a good one bud.

Nice fish StormCrow. I haven't caught a pike in years. When I lived in Upstate NY we used to go to the St Laurance River fishing for them and muskies all the time.

Welcome to the forums and servers Heels.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?

Another thing you might want to check into Harry is an inversion table. You can pick them up new for around $125 and up. My dispatcher had bad back problems for years and could hardly get around. After using the inversion table for a while most of his pain has gone away and he gets around real good. Do some google serches for inversion therepy and check it out.

That is called lust hxtr not love...

Welcome to the family for all the new members and glad to have you back Rogue. Sorry I didn't post sooner but have been out of town.

Latest update...... Three lottery tickets sold in Illinois, Kansas and Maryland hit the world record-breaking $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, lottery officials said Saturday, dashing the get-rich-quick dreams of millions of players across the country.

Missed ya Rogue and good to see ya back on the forums bud.

So sorry to hear the news Ren. Take care bud and my thoughts are with you.

Nice pics and vids cuz but you could have left me out of the one video. Guy's, it is awesome. I have been the last six years with tsw now and plan on going as long as I can.

　 A man walked into a bar in Lexington and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Obama’s political ads came on. . After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Obama is a horse’s ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square along side his head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I’m sorry. I didn’t know this was Obama country." "It’s not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country!"

Guess I have been a lesbian all my life. Good one WiZiD....

Welcome to the forums and enjoy the servers.

HIPPO BIRDY to everyone......LOL

Happy Birthday Bama....

Good one Johnny...

Welcome to the forums Jess. Stick around and get to know the members and enjoy the servers.

Michael and Gary got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together. 　 In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' 　 Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school ' 　 After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' 　 He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think ....I gave him my airplane glue.'