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Good one bud...

Welcome to the family guys.

Agree with Damit1 on the map suggestions.

She is a fake and put on. Not even any real tears...LMAO

Me to I think. Didn't like having to give all the info though.

Welcome to the forums Stone. Where are you from in Florida?

Hope you have a Happy Birthday bud and wish you many more to come.

Welcome to the forums drunkNsniper.

Welcome to the family Aflac.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my stockings.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

LMAO

I thought it was funny 3rdCd but some people might not know what a Drake is.... Another case of people reading more into it other than just a joke.

Sorry I didn't see this post sooner Bush but the wife and I are praying for you guys. Out thoughts are with you and I know how you feel. I don't know what I would do without my wife because she does so much for me I doubt I could take care of myself without her. Take care brother and stay strong for her in her time of need.

Welcome to the family Half-a-hundred. Hope you enjoy it here as much as we do, even though at times it doesn't look like we do...

A Golfer has been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asks his Irish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of your driver. " The Golfer picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says: "No, the other end."

Just want to let you know that the new map set on the FT server last night was excellent Beers. There where some real classics there. Those of us that where playing really enjoyed them. Great work bud.

Good to see you stop in Hawkeye. Always enjoy your playing in the FT server rather I am shooting you or vice versa. Your a great player to have around.

LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny....

The shop said he needed a cpu also. If his cpu fan quit working isn't there a good chance his cpu fried WiZiD?

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through. Here's the riddle: At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking? . . . . . . . . . Don't look down

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

LMFAO..............

All you do is clink on TOP 100 then click on the green ENTER AND VOTE button. That is all you need to do. We are now at 2003.

Happy Birthday Dirk. Hope you have many more to come buddy.

Congrats Beers you deserve it with all the work you have put in.