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sgtdanko>xi< lol wolf its a good one copy cat lol Oops, my bad Danko I didn't see your post...

Easiest way to fix it is this $199. quad core.... http://www.tigerdirect.com/email/WEM2581.asp?SRCCODE=WEM2581TT&cm_mmc=email-_-Main-_-WEM2581-_-tigeremail

When you ' re from the country ~ your perception is a little different. A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor ' s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn ' t; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?""No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It ' s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant." ' The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don ' t know how much he charges for Howard."

Hope you have a Great Birthday on the 8th Maz and wish you many more to come.

Welcome to the family Janey...

Looks like a for sure buy when I have the money.

Cpt.Tenneal>XI< Happy Birthday Bud..have a few on me.Have a great day! Hell, he has a few on everybody... Happy Birthday Bud.

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee and A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.

No doubt the one on the right. The one on the left your dick would go right through her...

Blackbart They are the rating system...When you vote you can also give a review and a rating...I suspect a rival clan (if you want to call them that) don't like our knocking them from first place so they log on and give a low rating for us... Don't know if everyone is aware of it or not but after you click to vote, right above our banner is two boxes that look like this... >XI< Xtreme Idiots - Stats / Write a Review If you click the one that says Stats/Write a Review then you can click how many stars you give our site. That is probably why some have more than us because our guys are just voting for the first part.

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there. "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the first man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?" The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Now this would be a fun weekend. The hell with paintball..

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I have no problems running it either other than the server crashes. When I bought the game the salesman asked me if I was aware of all the problems and lag and I said yes as I had been reading it in the forums. Bought the game anyway and installed it expecting all kinds of lag and didn't get it...Go figure. As for finding our servers, I followed the directions in our forums, had to hit reload a few times but they finally started showing up. Thousands of players are on line playing it so the servers must be showing up for a lot of players.

Oh no not another English speaking Idiot... Just kidding Sokar, welcome to the family of Idiots.

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck until one day; he comes across a Honda with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a big jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there and just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge pile of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom... 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted.... Ok, Ok, 'I'll do the fucking dishes!!!

Good one Weed....

NickTheGrip I don't see any rules for dating INSIDE the family Damn Nick your right. How bout you fill us in on those rules...

Don't know what game you play Janey but if you can come in and join us in Black Ops. Good to see you on the forums. Sorry to hear about you and your fiancee' but sounds like your better off without him and having more fun...

PimpedOutPete only has 6 more post's and we won't know if he is a pimp or half a whore or a pimping whore...

That last sentence doesn't sound quit right Bushape. Not sure if your bragging or what....

Well, Obama recently signed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military, no more don't ask don't tell. But what has he really done, but cause more confusion in the ranks. This is what now can happen. So for the moment, imagine.................... You're in a combat situation, the enemy is firing at you, and running toward your position........ The guy next to you is openly gay, when someone yells out.......... "Shoot the cocksucker!" Now do you see the confusion?

That was tooooo damn funny WiSiD. Great find bud.

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