WolfTiS

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, 'The fuckin funeral director would be my first guess.'

Two rednecks are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw shit..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that shit in Minnesota .

That was funny as hell but if I was that guy I would have knocked that dude with the laser light on his ass....

Thanks Fire and I wish the same to you and all of the other fine Idiots. Merry Christmas everyone.

Welcome to the forums Insiddious and enjoy the servers. Hope to see you in Black Ops or COD 5.

Finally got to play it tonight and it is cool. Love the way you can actually slide down the hill and slide on the ice rinks. Very good job Labob.

I saw the post "Snow In Kentucky" in the INTRODUCTIONS part of the forum and thought we had a new guest going by the name of Snow In Kentucky.... Glad we don't have it here.

I like the mixed server also just not the S&D but what about what Sweatnbullets just said about finding the server. I had it in my favorites before it changed but now that it is changed it won't show up in servers list and if you get an invite in and try to save it to favorites it says it's already in favorites but doesn't show up. Is there a fix for this?

LMFAO

XM Radio Classic Vinyl most of the time. Sometimes XM Radio 60's music.

Bushape The new code does explain everything better and to the point. If someone can't understand that then, Fuck You. LOL Had to get that in there huh Bushape...

Welcome to the forums Batman. Hope to see you in COD 5 or Black Ops sometime.

Happy Birthday X-Ray, chainsaw, Poot Slap, chris1uk ans Lostboy. Hope you had a great one.

Looks like Chilie's secret is a lot like Victoria's Secret...

I like pussy...........oh, cats..

Good to see you in here posting simplemod400 and glad you enjoy us Idiots.

That is to damn funny Danko. That guy is a trip and those where two I hadn't heard of his.

Guess everyone got caught up in the hate posts and the bitchin and forgot about birthdays so I just want to wish ALL the birthday people a Happy Birthday.

Nice job Jr. Keep that up and you will be going places.

Thanks for your service and glad you can at least make it home for Christmas.

Sorry to hear the news Baldie. Hope your up and running soon.

RedRum Why must some hate??!!Oh well I dont care,I LOVE MY BODY Who said anything about hating??? Hope you where not referring to me Red as I was just saying that some people are looking at the wrong things. I think it's a great body...

RogueKill WolfTiS RogueKill - Is the TDM server ever gonna work right?? EVERY TIME...WITHOUT EXCEPTION when I try to play BO, TDM- OUR server crashes!!! My ping is not high. But I am forced to play other clans servers. Seems all servers work fine,but ours. Also I have seen where other TDM, RANKED servers have eliminated the 2 hour re-spawn--why cant we- I bet you spend a 1/4 of the game in re-spawn. **YAWN** Hey Rogue, the other TDM ranked servers that don't have the wait on respawn are not Hardcore servers that is why they can change more things in the server. Just thought I would mention that as a lot of people are not aware of that point. Thanks for the info Wolf...did not know that...man, there is so much shit to know. How do you keep up with all this and still find time to get layed???????????? Don't listen to tsw8.5 because he dosen't know what he is talking about. Actually the reason I can keep up with all that and still get layed is because my wife say's I have a big dick and good tongue...

I want to know what the hell is wrong with you people noticing paneling and bras laying on the bed!!!! Am I looking at the wrong part of the picture or are you people true IDIOTS?