little_old_man

That's probably what the guy told his wife to explain that funny looking scab on it.

Hxtr tried to get me to suck the toes of his last girlfriend but I just didn't have the stomach.

That was just a rumor Joe. Ken was really a chubby chaser and Barbie dumped Ken because he didn't have a penis.

Ok Hxtr, let's talk about your ex's now.

Last week as some of you have probably heard, here in San Francisco a south Korean jet crashed at the airport and 3 people died. A local new station in an attempt to be the first to report the pilots names called the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) to confirm the names. The person they spoke with at the NTSB was an unpaid summer intern who thought they would play a little joke on the TV station and gave fake names. Well, the TV station aired the names and now the station and the NTSB are might get sued by the airline. Here is the youtube video of the bad information on the air.

I was in 3rd behind you and Pete about a month ago and now I don't show up anywhere. But I never followed the stats anyway so it's no skin off my teeth.

NEWSFLASH: Jaime Foxx has announced that all of his Treyvon Martin T-shirts that were $150 are now on sale for $9.99. Hey Jamie, BITE ME...........

If he's acquitted he can't be re-tried on any charge. That's why the DA introduced the option for manslaughter, which usually carries a much lighter sentence but that will be up to the judge after the verdict is read. She (the judge) may try to hand down a heavy sentence even on manslaughter just to keep her bosses in the White House happy and people from rioting. I'm sure if this judge does things the way the White House wants her to, she'll get a high paying cushy job immediately after the case is over.

The jury came back to the judge asking for clarification on manslaughter charges. Uh oh.

I don't know, it sounds like they're working pretty well to me.

Those are all the ex's that turned him down for sex, otherwise their little skirts would be gone and under his matress as keepsakes.

The visual effects are really cool, but it's not Bruce Lee, and it's not really even a guy hitting a ping pong ball or matches with his nun chucks. It's all CGI effects but very well done, and it was for a Nokia commercial made in 2008, 35 years after Brue Lee's death. Still, fun to watch. http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp

I'm going to print that out and hang it in my bathroom, which will make me her "number 2" fan.

Some great ones here. http://now.msn.com/funny-bar-signs-that-make-us-want-to-drink-more

Been making it on my smoker grill for many years. You don't need much heat and just keep the smoke heavy for 2-4 hours. You can finish it off in your oven if you need to on low heat around 125 degrees and it turns out great. The trick to great jerky is to use very lean meat. The fat spoils quickly even with the brine, so the leaner the better.

It's called being a sore loser. They know they're fucked and they want to win "something" at all cost.

It now appears that the prosecutor is affraid he won't get a conviction on 2nd degree murder charges, so he asked the judge to allow the jury to convict on the lesser charge of manslaughter and the judge granted the request. How is this possible? You go to trial and prepare a defense for a very specific charge against your client, and after both sides have rested their case, the prosecution decides that things aren't looking too good and decide to bring additional charges against your client. The judge does not like the defense attorney. It showed them arguing on the news last night and the judge just walking out of the court room ignoring the defense attorney. One way or another they'll find something to convict Zimmerman on regardless of what the jury decides. This trial is a farce. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/11/19415120-zimmerman-to-face-lesser-charge-of-manslaughter-in-addition-to-second-degree-murder?lite&ocid=msnhp&pos=1

Sorry Terry, where is my head. I forgot you get your news from Comedy Central. Tell you what, how about CNN and MSNBC, is that more legitimate for you? http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/10/politics/peacekeepers-zimmerman/index.html http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/06/13/at-center-of-efforts-to-heal-sanford-a-man-named-battles/

Old school cartoons. Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Road Runner, Deputy Droopy. Not the edited versions of those cartoons they show today with all of the "violence" taken out. Those cartoons were written for adults and shown before feature movies in theaters, so the humor was for adults. My kids grew up watching shows like Sponge Bob.

Hmmm......if true shame on the Justice Department. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/07/10/did-justice-department-support-anti-zimmerman-protests-after-trayvon-shooting/ Somehow that's not surprising, if true.

Well, now it looks like the Canadian engineer lied about setting the hand brakes before heading off to a motel and is being detained. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/10/19396092-railway-worker-suspended-in-quebec-train-crash-chief?lite=

It's reasons such as this is why they wanted to build a pipeline from Canada into the US. It's not only trains. This stuff is being moved on our highways too. And to the writer of that newspaper article, crude oil IS NOT explosive. Yes it burns like a mutha fuka, but it does not explode in its raw form which is what was on the train. Regardless of who was at fault, this was a horrible accident, and rather than looking for a scapegoat, they should be focusing on ways of preventing it from happening again. If the company that owns the railroad was a fault, they will pay through the nose. Making comparisons to "ALL" of corporate America is simply insulting.

Happy birthday you old fart. We all pitched in and got you a new set of ears so you'll have to change your name.

Are you grilling or pan frying? It make a huge difference on how you season them. Regardless of which way you make them, use a ground beef with a high fat content otherwise you'll have very dry burgers. I always use what we call here in the states "ground chuck". I always grill on lump charcoal and season the beef patties with a little soy sauce, red wine vinegar, garlic powder and paprika. While they grill I thow on a little fruit wood for a sweet/smokey flavor. Any fruit wood will do but my favorite is apple.

You're a sick man Loader.