little_old_man

Here you go.

The world record tarpon is 268 pounds and that one was at least 70 to 100 pounds. If I caught any species of fish that was nearly half the size of the world record I wouldn't call it small. I frequently fish for sturgeon in the San Francisco bay and the state record is 468 pounds. When I hook one around 100 pounds I am in for at least a half hour fight and fucking thrilled to death.

Better?

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I just realized this isn't in the members area so I edited out the nipples.

You're going to hate yourselves. It's a cleavage.

Don't ignore the obvious.

Paola as in paying for it? I suppose so.

no, no and no.

Nope, not yet.

What's a pencil?

Rugger's "Guess what this is" posts are a great way to pass the time. Here is my submission.

Well since you're on a coffee theme this morning, how about spilled milk, sugar or creamer on a wooden table?

Coffee grounds?

Ice on wood?

Yes, but Karen could sing without the Asian accent. This one's not bad though.

That's some fucked up shit right there.

Rugger, I always suggest this for anybody who gets too close to my "gills".

Is that a link that only works on Apple products?

That was a big fucking Tarpon. The guy had his arm through the gills and the fish probably died.

Most criminals are smart enough to case a property before entering and knowing when the residents aren't home. They probably just waited for them to leave then helped themselves. Guns are stolen from homes all the time, and these morons just gave the criminals a map to their front door. Thirty years ago when I was 22 I shared a house with a friend and had an extensive gun and camera collection. Witnesses saw a man back his car into my driveway shortly after I left for work, load up many items into his trunk then drive away. One of my neighbors got his license plate number and he was arrested an hour later, but none of my items were with him. It went to trial, and because he hid all of the stolen stuff the jury let him walk because there wasn't enough evidence. Ten years later about 100 miles south of where I lived, a man and a woman were arrested for attempted bank robbery. In the car was one of my rifles and one of my cameras. The woman was the former girlfriend of the guy they arrested for breaking into my house, but because he was already aquitted he couldn't be re-tried on the charges. My point is, they know when you aren't home and if there is something there they want, they will get it regardless of the risk involved.

You will find that what you are referring to is called the "Divine Proportion"... google it... you will be amazed at how EVERYTHING in this world has a Divine Proportion to it... everything is in relationship to everything else. If your really interested... here is a couple of links that explains it... lol we are all idiots so it might be a little much for some of us... took me a few reads to get it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XSqcAq0A9k&NR=1&feature=endscreen http://www.summum.us...sophy/phi.shtml http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sERcM9o25g Actually this isn't the same as divine proportion which is the study of measurements and their correlation to a ratio of 1.618. The study of size correlations between body proportions is called anthropometry, and there are many parts of our bodies that it applies to, such as the measurement from finger tip to finger tip of our outstreached arms is exactly the same as your heigth. What bothers most people about the forearm/foot comparison is that your forearm looks so much bigger than you imagine your feet as being.

LOL, yep it works. Check this out. The distance from the end of your wrist where it meets your hand, to the corner of your elbow is the size of your foot. In other words your forearm is exactly the length of your foot. Yes it looks huge, but if you place your bare foot on your arm you will see it is true. For some of us, it is also the same size as another portion of our body.

I've tried to watch professional soccer many times, but sitting through a game for nearly 2 hours where one of the teams "might" score a goal is boring as hell. To most Americans, watching soccer is about as exciting as watching golf. There just isn't enough action to make it interesting to watch compared to "our" football.

WHAT? Women don't fart. Just ask any of them.