little_old_man

I think if I lived there I would try to change the fucking name.

Thanks for understanding Muffin Man.

Muffin Man, I am the admin who banned you this evening. Our admin team has been spectating you and discussing your case for several days and this wasn't an easy decision to make. You may very well be the best COD2 that any of us have ever seen, or you may be very good at concealing various hacks. Either way, your complete domination of every single game you participate in has created a lot of unhappy players on our DM server, some of whom are members of XI while others are regulars that have played here for years. Many of our regulars were not playing when you were present and we have to look out for their best interest and that of the clan. Judging by your extensive history playing on other servers that I have found online as well as bans placed on you by some of them, the action we are taking shouldn't be a complete surprise to you. Being great at something and winning a lot can be fun, but never losing would seem to get pretty boring, just as getting beaten by the same person over and over again gets pretty boring for those you constantly beat. Again, we're sorry it's come to this but we feel that this action is necessary for the good of our clan and players.

Bullshit Loader, you were never a bee. You have always been a crab lice.

This one is my favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7gUfyhBYoI

Whatever you end up with, check the prices on the ink cartridges before you buy. Printer manufacturers lose money on the sale of printers, they make all their money on the ink cartridges by charging an arm & a leg for them.

His wife is probably very high maintenance and they have both been living high on the hog for the last 2 years. If they were smart they could just put his 25 million in the bank or some very safe investment and it would earn around $250,000 a year in interest at today's miserable interest rates, which most people could live on very comfortably. But I doubt if either of them are that smart and they'll blow through that money within 5 years (or less) then be completely broke unless he finds other work that pays very well. On the other hand, when his wife wakes up and realizes that her enchanted life just fell apart and she won't be able to live a life of luxury, she'll probably divorce his sorry ass and get half the 25 million. That will be poetic justice.

You aren't truly broke until you have to wear the boxes as shoes to work.

You're right ChknFngr and that's good advice.

Several people have questioned whether isleaked.com is itself a phishing web site created by the very people who hacked Google. The domain was registered on Sept. 8th of this year, 2 days before Google acknowledged that they had been hacked. What better way to get millions of people to give up their email login and passwords than by creating a website that claims to check it for you?

The only woman I would consider hitting is painsponge, and maybe Nancy Pelosi.

That's just Joe Canadian going public with his new satanic cult.

Incredible Dean, thanks for the link.

The trouble with having an affair with your credit card is that a "happy ending" isn't possible.

Sorry Oneill but I'm calling bullshit on that explanation, especially in this case. Did you watch the video? She gave him a very light flick of her wrist smack on his chest and once on his face before getting into the elevator. Yeah I get it, women are capable of inflicting bodily harm on men, and if some woman was bum rushing me with a knife or a club I wouldn't hestitate to drop her to the floor like a bad habit. But if a lady was in a pissy mood poking her finger in my chest or smacking my body or face, I'd walk away in a hearbeat. This guy gets pummeled by football players for a living, and you're saying he felt threatened by his fiance slapping his face? Sorry, I'm not buying it. Call it pathetic and sexist all you like, but 99% of the time men are stronger than women and capable of inflicting a lot more harm to them then they are to us. The world must have a pathetic and sexist view on this matter otherwise we would have co-ed professional sporting teams or olympic events. Just like guys who are stronger than me, I will not mess with that 1% of women who are stronger than men.

I wouldn't have hit her, but I might have given her a titty twister.

OJ Simpson could be a cheerleader.

You can tell by the video that they have one of those kinds of relationships smacking on each other. She was kind of hitting on him early on, then he knocks her out cold, drags her out of the elevator and drops her on the ground like a sack of dirt. WTF is wrong with people? How can somebody have a relationship like that? Can you imagine if they have kids what they'll have to endure? Glad he's out of the NFL. I'm sure there is a lot more of that going on than we'll ever know about.

Pink, I'm not now nor have I ever been mad at Pressa. I'm not looking for an apology or feel that he needs to apologize for anything that's been said. This all started with a joke about Americans and all I did was respond with an off the cuff comment about the Finnish in response to his joke. The fact that he took my response personally and dropped his tags doesn't have a damn thing to do with me and everything to do with him. BTW, when you post a satirical video that makes fun of Americans, you are in-fact making fun of Americans. That's not a bad thing, we do it here all the time. I'm not sure what part of that you feel that I misunderstood because it's very clear.

In the nearly 6 years that I've been on XI, I've been yelled at by Canadians, British, French and the Dutch for cracking jokes or saying things that people simply didn't like being said about their home. I have absolutely no problem and even enjoy some light hearted ribbing about the US because God knows we deserve it. But as I said in another post, if you're going to joke about us, be prepared for a comeback about your country that I am always happy to provide.

Great song. Don't you mean "walking" dead? Yeah, I can hardly wait for the new season to start.

Yeah, there is a special place in Hell for people who pick on disabled people. Castration with a dull, rusty knife comes to mind.

Damage, would you please point out exactly what I said that was any more insulting to him personally than what he said about Americans in the original post? As Hemps pointed out, what I said was directed at Finland, not him. I guess when you poke fun at country other than your own, you should think about how you would feel if they were saying it about your home. If you don't like how it feels or if you aren't prepared to have jokes directed at you and your country, it's probably best not to say anything in the first place.

Is my overly simplistic rebuttal about Finland any more ridiculous than a non-US citizen creating a well edited video that supposedly shows how stupid the average American is for the sake of entertainment? It would be interesting to see an unedited version of that video to see how many were left out because the people answered correctly, but as we all know that just doesn't make for good entertainment now does it? As others have pointed out, no country on earth has a shortage of uneducated people who would have difficulty answering a simple question when a microphone has been thrust into their face. What's truly sad is your agreement with the video and the opinion you hold for your fellow Americans. Quite frankly, when somebody who doesn't live in the US feels the need to make a post here being critical of or poking fun at us, I am always happy to reply with something equally as moronic about their country just to keep things fair. After all, it's all just in good fun, right? Because we all should leave our sensitive feelings at the door.

No I get quite a few, which you would know if you played more than once a month.