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bds1961

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  1. So is that where the next Idiots get together is going to be?
  2. Well LOM. It was in the 70s today in the Bay Area. Hope you get out of there soon and back to a warmer climate. Be safe
  3. bds1961

    Daveyj

    Always sad to hear of someones passing, especially from cancer.
  4. Can't you smell the frog sauce on it.
  5. Miss Piggie
  6. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&itct=CBAQpDAYBiITCMW-2rHU_8oCFVcvfgodvtkIODIHcmVsYXRlZEi6lce3-6jEovAB Quite the experience for everyone there.
  7. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99IjOUj7x4&itct=CBAQpDAYBiITCMW-2rHU_8oCFVcvfgodvtkIODIHcmVsYXRlZEi6lce3-6jEovAB Quite the experience for everyone there.
  8. Ok. Who is this prepping for Valentine's Day ?
  9. Fixed
  10. The sound tiles you were looking at can be bought in sheets of 4x8. It's sound board and is cheaper. I have used it to build into parting walls between adjoining rooms. Also good for making bulletin boards.
  11. There is a company that also makes sound dampening drywall too.
  12. Happy birthday!!
  13. The only way to slow down the transmission of the bass sound is a second wall structure that does not touch the other one and heavy insulation. When building sound room we offset double studs so the drywall for the opposing side is not attached to the same studs and there is at least a 1/4 inch between the stud and the drywall side for each other. Drywall acts like a diaphragm and vibrates the stud and is transmitted to the other side where it vibrates that drywall. Keeping bass quite is tough
  14. Does a hangnail qualify as a STD for Hxtr. ?
  15. A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
  16. Dear Abby I've been married to my husband since college, but he is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job fourteen years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work and pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: For crying out loud, grow up and dump him. Good grief woman, think about it. You're running for President of the United States. You don't need him anymore.
  17. Only The Irish Have Jokes Like These Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, He must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, And a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of Beauty it was, but useless in a fight." ************************************************ An Irishman who had a little too much to drink Is driving home from the city one night and, Of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, Where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," Slurs the drunk. " Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite A few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and Folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." ******************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus Is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to pee." ************************************************* Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' ****************************** AND THE BEST FOR LAST A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
  18. Happy to hear his treatment has progressed. In our prayers Thanks for the update
  19. Put a surgical glove on it for safe sex or if your into bondage you can wrap strings around the fingers
  20. That sucks. When I had my knee replaced they had me on OxyContin, Percocet and Valium all at the same time. Felt like I was passing diamonds. One thing to have pills that help with the pain, but WOW they cause a whole new one. Hope it clears up soon for you
  21. It's amazing how many think they know weapons and bullet performance. Alaska would not give you a second chance to figure out you were wrong. Would have loved to have had the opertunity to visit and hike and hunt there. Only animal here in CA I have shot with my 300 Winchester mag using a core loc round was a coastal deer at about 500 yards. Poor choice for a 115 pound deer. Not enough mass for the bullet to perform. My follow up shot I used a ballistic tip hollow point, really bad mistake. Not a whole lot of meat was useable after that. Choose the right round for the animal your hunting. It cracks me up even here in CA when I used to back pack I'd carry my 44mag and I'd sugest to my friends they should carry something too. Had some of the dummies show up with semi autos in 9mm. 40sw and 45acp. Good people rounds. Not so much for even a small CA bear. Good way to piss it off unless you get a lucky shot in
  22. Ok. I have to ask why? Probably going to be afraid of the answer
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