blackcat

I never try anything... I just do it.. hahaha...love that part..
 

Let me get this straight - you have a pussy crawling all over you and you are complaining????   I would say we need to have a looooooooooooooooong talk but at this point go see @RobMc

...or "What't on yer face, Mr.?"
 
 

She belongs to 2 mom groups on facebook. She told me once she is over this she is going to be sharing her story with them. She said she does not want any future mother to feel they going through the same as her alone. She has thanked me many times for being there for her when she needed me. I told her that's what moms do. No matter how old the children are their moms will will always be there for them no matter what.

I have spent the last month helping my youngest daughter who just had a baby.
She has been having a very rough time.
She went to the hospital this morning and they told her she is going through a very bad case of postpartum depression. She can't sleep or eat and she is suffering from anxiety.
They gave her sleeping pills and made appointments to get her help.
She said, "Mom, how do you know so much? They said almost word for word what you have been saying to me all along."
I just told her I didn't get to 62 years of age without learning things.
She is a lot better now and she is coming to my house to sleep.

C'mon @blackcat - you forgot who you're dealing - you have to tell him to do that to the cat - not himself!!!

Awww, he's sweet and such a good choice! Black cats rule!

Awww, he's sweet and such a good choice! Black cats rule!

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Wonderful, puerile, banal shock comedy with a smattering of performance satire:  
 
 

We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :-
Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'.
Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'?
Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'?
Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'?  customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you'
I hear steps
Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss????
more to follow

Used Spicy Hot D0ritos, 1 pound (pre-cooked weight) hamburger, 1/3 head lettuce, 2 tomatoes, handful of extra sharp cheddar, & a few healthy plops of sour cream... & some Tapatio salsa picante.

It looks good, I need mine redone!

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!
I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!
I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!
Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!
I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!
So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!

So come on idiots .... It's share time!

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!
I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!
I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!
Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!
I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!
So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!

So come on idiots .... It's share time!

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!
I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!
I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!
Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!
I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!
So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!

So come on idiots .... It's share time!