blackcat Posted September 25, 2020 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2843 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2048 Achievement Points: 21919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted September 25, 2020 It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head! I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me! I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves! Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK! I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good! So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us! So come on idiots .... It's share time! TedsofBeverlyHills, kenmen, Dman67 and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 25, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20140 Achievement Points: 132835 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 30 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 25, 2020 Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI< always willing to help a lady out of the bath - holding a towel up of course. Spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
blackcat Posted September 25, 2020 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2843 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2048 Achievement Points: 21919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Windows Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, TBB said: Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI< always willing to help a lady out of the bath - holding a towel up of course. LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me! TBB and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted September 25, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 25, 2020 26 minutes ago, blackcat said: LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me! I'll not sleep, I'll not sleep TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 26, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20140 Achievement Points: 132835 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 30 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, blackcat said: LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me! I'll text you when my flight lands!!!!! BUDMAN and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted September 27, 2020 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2020 TBB my question was, exactly which appendage would be holding the towel up for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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