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Welcome! Teach the septics about football will you, please?

Three thousand! Trois mille! Dreitausend! Guess that makes me a triple post whore! Thanks to BlackcatADM for providing the musical means to achieve this so readily! Her topic has to be one of the longest running and most popular (until tonight when I posted about ten Brit tunes from the last four decades?)

http://youtu.be/17v8fH3wtTo

http://youtu.be/oc55U1S49Ws

http://youtu.be/FYv2n-hRsa0

I've been married for nearly 27 years now. If I'd killed someone I would be out on parole...

Judging by the laughing, I reckon they captured 'Beers and me...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail." Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skating...."

Darned Chile and his morning wood on the beach!

Congratulations, Monkey!

This gives you an idea of how it is made though the product featured is Scottish whereas the best black pudding in the world is made in Bury, Lancashire in England. One usually consumes this sliced and fried with a full English breakfast (as I did earlier today). Delicious!

Be careful up there! There is porridge...

Adorable!

Here's the whole show in case you missed it, last night. Muse remain the UK's Number One contemporary rock group! http://youtu.be/-eh8a0v7xpI

If you want a dishwasher-proof keyboard and mouse, check this out! http://www.sealshield.com/

Anyone else looking forward to this imminent release?

I was thinking about buying it with a voucher I got for my birthday but, now it has been released, one only needs to read the reviews on Amazon to know how screwed up it is.