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The world’s greatest list of useless Groaners: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. When chemists die, they barium. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. PMS jokes aren't funny; period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro - what a rip off!

I feel a song coming on...

Eh? You mean a wife can be happy?!

One can also get a Male PS/2 to Female USB adaptor if not desiring to buy a new keyboard. (When this problem arose editing the BIOS of an old machine here, I had to buy a new keyboard that came with the adaptor...)

Dam I didn't know we had to be 18 either. LOL I feel a song coming on... http://youtu.be/aBPBSy3iOjM

The difference is, 'Cat, one can shoot people in COD4 Ace Mod. Changing the one variable in COD5 has made it so much more difficult to hit with the available weapons. The reason is that, due to the high ping and the running speed of the opponent, they are not where ones bullets are aimed when the trigger is pulled. Even aiming ahead of them no longer has much of an effect. The disadvantage of higher ping players is amplified and the playing field is even more uneven than it is bound to be due to the laws of physics.

Happy Birthday, Gump! Hope you get the good chocolates, today!

Welcome!

Welcome!

Welcome!

Two NASA F-1 engines have been located and recovered by an expedition mounted by Amazon boss Jeff Bezos. Amazing! See: http://www.bezosexpeditions.com/updates.html

Here are the specs for the new card in the Radeon stable for those who can understand them (all Greek to me!): http://www.techpowerup.com/181740/AMD-Radeon-HD-7790-Physical-Specifications-Release-Date-Confirmed.html

Bienvenue chez nous! Il y a de francophones ici qui aiment bien l'occasion de pratiquer la langue francaise! Meilleurs voeux d'un voisin à l'autre coté de la Manche!

I rarely read any fiction, these days, myself (other than that presented by the press as "news" of course!). My latest, recent purchase, in the 150th anniversary year of the network is "Underground: How The Tube Shaped London". I have been a huge fan of our capital's "metro" or "subway" train service since childhood, when a ticket cost just twopence (in pre-decimal currency). I also have some unread biographies and travelogues to get through.

Thanks to Yoburt for verifying I was no longer carrying a cross during play. Forced re-download of MOD seems to have solved this one. Watch your backs...

There are some familiar brands there also popular in the UK. Shakespeare make some cheaper but good quality gear. Shimano make excellent reels - I have two of their baitrunners for carp fishing: No mention for ABU over there? Again, I rate this company's products and have three of their rods. I've even encountered the Berkley fishing line in the past. Our angling methods are, as I understand them, different - on TV I have only seen Americans use lures whereas we use a variety of baits and methods depending on the species we are after. Angling is the most popular participation sport in this country so I am delighted we are supplied by so many different companies and shops. I just bought my licence for 2013-14 (£27) and hope they send it soon! Firearms: you know the score with them in the UK so I shan't touch on them. Any hunting with a crossbow or bows and arrows in this country is illegal.

Have a look at this video, presented by Rapala Lures and featuring TV angler Mick Brown. Unbelievable!

Two problems have surfaced recently: 1) The tampering with the speed of the game has adversely affected its playability by those of us with >100ms (150ms?) pings. We have returned to "Carl Lewis" mode where players can move so fast that they can outrun bullets and are invulnerable unless they cooperate and keep running in a straight line for a few seconds. This was introduced, I understand, to make COD5 DM more like COD4 Ace Mod (where speed works and doesn't make the game frustrating). Well, it is failing, as the weapons and their behaviour are completely different! The change has already driven one UK player away and, personally, it is sapping my appetite for it as well. I tend to drop by for a handful of games with the usual crowd in the "Breakfast Club" and not return later in the day now. 2) Inexplicably, when I play, a large white cross appears above my character's head making me look like Lord and Lady Whiteadder (see video below). This rules out any form of stealth and I can be spotted across a map! As this happens immediately after respawn, it is not a consequence of picking up additional health as has been suggested in the past. It actually looks like an old Admin's joke gone wrong (remember when we were "targetted for elimination" in the past with a big red arrow?) but, no, I don't think any Admin's left a joke switched on. I wondered if it was connected with my usual custom class but, having set up an alternative one, it is still present. If someone could please remind me where the MODs are stored on my machine, I'll delete and redownload the Acemod for COD5 to see if that cures it. In the meantime, if anyone has any other thoughts or suggestions, I am all ears...well, some ears and a big white cross on top! Thanks.

I feel a song coming on...

Deepest sympathy to your family, Angel. Such an awful tragedy.

Bravo!

"Battle-tested"! LMAO!

LMAO!

http://youtu.be/MviKyYxKvKI