DEEJAYKEG

We are so happy to receive visitors in the UK that we stage traditional dance events for them... But, of course, a lot of visitors to London want to see our military marches... Last year, the city hosted the Olympics and it was better than this...

Good suggestions. Is it any wonder that people are flocking in droves to appliance devices like consoles and tablets? Who wants to deal with all of this crap? If people have Android phones or tablets, they ought to install AV protection too.

Someone's taking a knife to you for a change! I trust the repair will make life less painful for you and restore full function. Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery.

I suppose it's too much to hope that the next one has no f***in' snipers in it...

I just paid the winter quarter's gas bill (we have gas-fired central heating etc) so I am hoping for milder weather soon. We took the boat out, last month, and it was ****in' freezing! We're taking her out again, next month, and hope the air is warmer by then. A week ago we were hit by gale force wind and a fair bit of snow that, as John Tams says, stopped all normal travel and business! The drifts got up to nine or ten feet deep in places! The forecast here is for more wet and cold weather. I don't cope well in the cold these days - must be an age thing. Looking forward to casting some lures for perch soon...

Sorry Deejay if you want your PC unlocked then paying is the only way for some, i have read links to this and see that people cannot fix this at all using 2 PC's the only way you can stop it is by having a Firewall on, if you pay the problem goes away, sorry but it is the truth we might not like to admit we fell for a scam but many of us do, i had no access to any other PC or any way to find out what was going on, i thought it was genuine, my PC locked by the Police, like an idiot i went and got a voucher for £100 and entered the code into the link on my PC, my PC was unlocked immediately, i have not had one problem since, but like i say i now have my Firewall switched on, i felt like an idiot when i got in touch with my son, but at least i had my PC back working. i am not advocating that anyone else should pay, that is up to them but good luck trying to fix it. I can't find anything in your link that tells you how to get into a locked Computer, all them fixes are only if you still have access, how can i use a Malware program if i can't get my PC to work? I trust you didn't leave it at that as you can be sure that other Trojans will have been downloaded whilst your machine was compromised. Full scans for malware and rootkits recommended and...GET RID OF JAVA!

Yes, safe mode is the route to salvation. I agree entirely that there are worse critters at large - those that encrypt ones hard drive contents and demand payment are the worst. Now, friends, you realise my zeal in my anti-Java crusade! Get rid of it permanently and radically reduce the risk of something like this happening to you!

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Dean, I hope the information via the following link is useful in removing this Trojan. I strongly disagree with SOB that paying the cyber-criminals is an option. IT IS NOT! You will just lose your money and still have the problem. Info and removal options: http://botcrawl.com/how-to-remove-the-fbi-moneypak-ransomware-virus-fake-fbi-malware-removal/ Personally I rate Malwarebytes! http://www.malwarebytes.org/

I'm sorry, the tassels distracted me... Here's how the military does it...

Happy Birthday, Mark'!

Thanks, 'Beers!

Happy St Patrick's Day, especially to those of Irish origin or descent! What's your leprechaun name? I am Bunyon McWoozy!

Comic musical genius, Bill Bailey! http://youtu.be/ZQyR0HRxNEA

After the stunt EA pulled with SimCity, anything is possible...

Thanks, Grey', for all you've done. I wish you peace, contentment and prosperity in the future and look forward to seeing you in-game when you are able to play.

San Francisco, 26 March reports EGM Now: http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/battlefield-4-reveal-coming-march-26/

JEWISH COMEDY... Those fabulous Jewish comedians; you may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days: And there was not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are a few examples: * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried. * My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. * She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. * The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months. * The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" * Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?" * Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!" * A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." * Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence! A man called his mother in Florida , "Mom, how are you?" " Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call." A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody." Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised? A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.

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