Re-posted for all to actually read (maybe someone should ease up on the weed ) 
  
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom 
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from 
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter 
with a vibrator.  
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you 
doing?'  
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years 
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as 
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and 
leave me alone.'  
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz 
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom 
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his 
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.  
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter 
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this 
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a 
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'  
A couple days later, the wife came home from a 
shopping trip , 
placed the groceries on the kitchen 
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, 
of all places, the living room. She entered that 
area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, 
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.  
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing 
like crazy.  
The wife asked: 'What the f... are you doing?'  
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my 
son-in-law.'