Pharticus

Do you guys hold hands while playing?! Love the system!

Congrats Pig, enjoy putting your baby together!

Sweet Mike! The musician medal rocks too!

Now there's a man that knows how to wish someone a Happy Birthday! Kudos to Wildbill

I don't know.... I'm kinda on the fence on this one...

Congrats to Boomer??!!! His daughter did all the work! LOL

My 14 year old daughter asked me to write a note to her P.E. teacher excusing her from running tomorrow as she has a cold. I was happy to oblige in my own unique way. After reading it she responded that she would only ask Mom to write excuses from now on.... Mr. Reynolds, Please use your discretion as to how much physical exercise Kalissa is able to do in her current condition. (If it were me, I'd make her run twice as much for the hell she puts her parents through in this adolescent stage of life!) With much provocation, Marty Bennett

My favorite tv show!!!

Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12. I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17. Begin to consider.

Nobodygood>XI< - how much is too much I dislike buying and then being attached at the hip to Steam... that sucks I dislike having to buy map packs every few months to be able to stay on servers I dislike the fact they will not release code so people can build custom maps? I have Black Ops and also refuse to shell out the dough for the map packs. I don't even bother playing it anymore as there are no servers running the original maps. On a rare occasion 1lost1 and I will run the training missions together, but that's it. I'm not playing it again until the the code is released.

- But the best thing about being an official Old Fart is that I may publicly comment on young women's lovely tits or nicely-rounded asses, and instead of a slap in the face, hear a giggle about that cute old man, because they know I'm completely harmless and probably can't even get it up any more. And for the most part, I can't. And you may now commence taking your weekly ( or is it daily?) ration of Viagra. Congrats Harry!

"Oh look, a night light!" LOL

I've been having issues with Firefox 7.0.1 Seems to get hosed up too often, I may switch back to Opera. Most of my plug-ins and add-ons won't work with the recent updates and it's pissing me off!

I wanna know how many drinks he wasted perfecting his trick?!

I'll stick with a company just for their customer service, it's 90% of doing business with me. For computer parts Newegg is the only place I order from... even if it's out of stock at the moment. In fact, my memory and hard drives should be arriving tomorrow!

"Show me who to smite and they shall be smoten." - Homer Simpson

Welcome hack... er back! I guess if I'm gonna be owned they might as well be wearing XI tags!

Welcome Vosss, it's been nice gaming with you.

Reminded me of this sport: Sepak takraw. These guys have serious skills.

Thanks Angel, best post this year!

Excellent video Dragon!

Ferret Done. It said there were over 9 million votes so far - 97% say "Yes" that they should have the right to bear arms. I guess 3% can't read English. LOL! I love you Ferret!

JoeMamasButt - Hey Everyone -JoeMamasButt- I enjoy laying on the couch with the hubby and watching movies. I love comedy. Adam Sandler is by far my favorite. But, there are many that are funny also. Welcome to the forums Mama. Your intro reminded me that I miss Chris Farley. Gonna have to watch Tommy Boy again.

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who areshort, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. I get so tired of the "pets are people too" argument. No dammit! They're food!

PSYCOKILLER - HEY HELLO ITS ME around 2000 I began to work at mastering the computer Someone needs to work more on mastering line-spacing and paragraphs!