An elderly gent walked into his local doctor, seeing it was very busy he approached the reception desk & waited his turn in the queue
"Good morning Sir" Said the receptionist "What are you here for today?"
He smiled at the receptionist and replied "I have a problem with my penis"
The receptionist, rather embarrassed said "You can't come in here & say things like that out loud Sir!!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong so I told you"
"You've caused some embarrassment to all the ladies in the waiting area! You should have said there is a problem with my ear or something and then discussed the issue with your doctor in private!!"
"Well, you shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone" replied the man before walking out of the surgery. He waited several minutes and then returned to the reception desk.
"Good morning, may I see the doctor please? I have a problem with my ear" he said
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Certainly Sir, what is the issue with your ear?"
"I can't piss out of the damn thing!!"