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Runs like a dream...

As UK is no longer part of the EU this post needs it's name changing

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Anyone know if the restart has been performed?

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Looks better everyday tsw

Hey... It's not on Fox UK until 8th June... Got me all excited for nothing Sono!!

BOLLOCKS!!! I forgot it started last night!!! **Runs off to Sky Catch Up Service**

I got this game at the weekend thanks to a generous friend who had a code for a free copy, started playing and am enjoying it so far, finding it good that you have to think about the way you play not just run in guns blazing (I tried that & dies very quickly!!) Was wondering how many other XI play the game and when? If anyone is up for helping a noob then drop me a line here & I'll try to hook up My in game is Lunkster_XI

Holy moly Stormy!! Sat here eating my breakfast (Mmmm... Chocolate donuts!!) and worked out the loss you've made in the correct English weight scale... 299lbs = 21 stone, thats a loss of 6 stone from the beginning (Roughly 14lbs to 1 stone) FUCK ME!! You've lost a whole Kate Moss there mate!! Good on yer pal... Your target weight you've set yourself is approximately 17 stone which if you hit it you'll be as skinny as me!! And at over 6 feet in height you'll carry it off.... We just need to work on saving money to get you some facial surgery then you'll be a skinny fucker AND not so ugly!!

Good luck mate, I'll keep a seat warm in the Diablo channel for you!

Some of these are too funny!! B&Q is a DIY store here in UK for those who didn't know

Add in what way? Do you mean Diablo3 the game? Diablo3 runs on public servers, many of us play it in a private lobby on a first come first play basis, you're more than welcome to join us when the new season starts next week, hook up in TS channel if anyone is in and if we're not full one of us can invite you in to the game

Have a great day!!

I work for HP Enterprise on a contract with the MoD in UK so can't talk about it!

An elderly gent walked into his local doctor, seeing it was very busy he approached the reception desk & waited his turn in the queue "Good morning Sir" Said the receptionist "What are you here for today?" He smiled at the receptionist and replied "I have a problem with my penis" The receptionist, rather embarrassed said "You can't come in here & say things like that out loud Sir!!" "Why not? You asked me what was wrong so I told you" "You've caused some embarrassment to all the ladies in the waiting area! You should have said there is a problem with my ear or something and then discussed the issue with your doctor in private!!" "Well, you shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone" replied the man before walking out of the surgery. He waited several minutes and then returned to the reception desk. "Good morning, may I see the doctor please? I have a problem with my ear" he said The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Certainly Sir, what is the issue with your ear?" "I can't piss out of the damn thing!!"

Grats on 4 years...

30 years ago yesterday Jean Michel Jarre brought downtown Houston to a standstill with this spectacular concert... 1.3 million people witnessed it live!!

Happy Birthday @ Found this cake just for you!!

See....

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!!!"

For all who play Diablo 3 the start date for Season 6 has been released Season 5 will end on April 15th at 5pm PDT, 5pm CEST and Season 6 will commence 29th April at the same times

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Happy Birthday Roxy. Hope you have had a wonderful time with family & friends...