Lunkster

Unlike the US Army where it seems you can get one for getting out of bed in the morning, medals here are earned not given away in a CrackerJack box.... You get out there & earn them soldier...

What A Royal Marine Commando has in his 24h rations compared to an officers 24h ration pack... Or... How the British Army take the piss!!

Here... Hand these round will ya!!

Who? Oh... Him... The grumpy Floridian... Well... What they already said...

POSTED TWICE!!

Here are my screens. The left screen is my main game screen, currently playing EVE Online, the right screen is my do everything else screen, current wallpaper is a photo of Jean-Michel Jarre thanking the crowd I took at the end of his concert last year in Cardiff

One day in class the teacher asks little Johnny a simple math question... "Johnny, if I gave you 2 rabbits, then I gave you 2 more rabbits and then 2 more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?" "7" "No Johnny, listen again, I give you 2 rabbits, then another 2 and another 2 so how many rabbits do you have?" "7" "Ok, Johnny, try this, I give you 2 apples, then 2 more apples then 2 more apples, how many apples do you have?" "6 miss" So, I give you 2 rabbits, then 2 more rabbits then 2 more rabbits how many do you have?" "7 miss" "Oh good Lord, 2 rabbits and 2 rabbits and 2 more rabbits Johnny!! How can that be 7? 2 and 2 and 2 is 6!!!!" "Yeah I know miss but I already got one at home ain't I!

Lumley is "da bomb" I believe kids would say today!

Look on my shelves and all you'll spot are the following: Every Stephen King book from Carrie right through to End Of Watch (Also have Gwendy's Button Box on order released next week in UK) Every Discworld book by Sir Terry Pratchett, a UK Sci-Fantasy novellist from The Colour Of Magic (which is Octarine if you really must know) through to The Shepherds Crown which was published just after his death so will be the last Discworld novel ever... :,-( Also for those who like a bit more gore then try out Brian Lumley's Necroscope series... Brilliant books about a man who can talk to the dead and his fight against Wamphyri from a parallel dimension who have access to Earth through gates, their kind came through many years ago and gave rise to our stories of vampires, where our vampires would bite your neck and suck your blood the Wampyri would bite your neck and probably continue biting until there is nothing left of you!!

Boring explanation time... Lunkster is a nick name from school... 34 years I've been known as Lunkster to many people...

Sorry but this is becoming a regular thing now, members verbally abusing other members and nothing gets done, not even a warn / kick... When are we going to man up & get all players to realise we are not going to take this crap any more? Whether it's a member, a pubber or even an Admin who is getting abuse then why shouldn't we start kicking people, members or not?

So if I can't see one made up character I need the help of another? Hmmm...

Listening to these guys in the office today... They're playing 5 miles from my house on Monday next week... May pop along and see them live... BTW, the lead singer is my nephew who emigrated to Canada a few years back...

I've been watching Designated Survivor on Netflix this week, already watched 22 episodes in a week!! Also if you liked the original then try T2 Trainspotting, I thought it was just as good as the original

Today is "Old School" day in Lunk's house.... Mostly this fookin' brilliant band has been blaring one's ears off

Meh... What they already said...

Not the best photo but that's me 2nd in from the left, under the signpost, with some chums on the day we left school... Ah the good old days...

Saw the title of this topic & assumed it was just a pic of @Icequeen...

Here you are Pete... Teach you not to believe me when I said I have Chase Masterson's autograph...

Do the words "Based on" mean anything these days?

Watched it twice... Bit of wee came out both times!! I soooo wanna see this movie!!

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