NickTheGrip

Shamu Hey, leave the whales out of this!!!! I think there are some things even animals wouldn't do and she looks to be one of them

Can't you have the disk recovered using one of the proprietary recovery programs and starting the computer up with something like BART PE, or running BOOTMASTER or FIXBOOT. I would have thought your IT guys would know that - bunch of worthless twats. Never used it myself, but it would be worth a shot - what do you have to lose except your sanity and I think that would be mostly gone by now in your predicament http://bootmaster.filerecovery.biz/

Nice one.

I can the whole thing, but only after my 'shrooms kick in

UnChileno killroy45xi Again.... I let you think you sent me packin..... One more kiss and you would have melted in my arms. Geeez..get a room..lmao Chilli, I think they have a room already - LOL

Two of my ex-wives said the same thing to me - all women are evil bitches, so I have to go with the consensus. LOL (hope those bottles can't cross state lines Bud - my soon-to-be ex#3 uses dishes and such. She won't waste the empty bottles on my hard head because they are worth 10c each here in MI) Having said that I think the main thing you have to understand is that women just plain think different to men (in general of course) Men think with their head (not always the one on their shoulders) and women think with their hearts. If you treat a woman as if they think like you, then you will fail real fast (trust me, I know) What Mal said was closest - just be yourself. If that is not what they want, it is not meant to be. They need to be attracted to you, not some fake version of you that you manufacture to please them. BTW Dean, if you ever do figure out the "secret" let us all know before you are "taken out" ha ha ha ha

Yeah Purple, thats the difference between true love and herpes - one of them is forever

The last time the Lions won 4 in a row, gas was about $1.20 a gallon (1999 I believe it was, the year Sanders quit on us)

Scared the crap out of me there - LOL

For all you Nerds out there - here is the top 10 Windows errors 1. Cognitive errors - this one is so smart it even knows when it screws up screwing up 2. I am sure everyone knows what this says 3. Does this seem like a redundant loop to anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone 4. Ah the truth comes out - the root cause of the problem is............ 5. Love the mastery of the English language - Am I error also? 6. Am I the only one who sees the irony in this one? 7. Another glimpse at the real problems with Windows 8. 'Nuff said 9. No error is a good thing right? 10. Hmm, are those 306 items worth waiting 127 years for?

Gotta love irony

I am sorry but I can't get past the developer's uncanny resemblance to Neil from the "Young ones"

Hey Phantom, the money they didn't spend on the fireworks they will blow on the damn Royal Wedding this year. And of course, with so many Americans loivng the Royal Family, we will get no escape from it over here. Just hope this woman doesn't piss off the government and end up dying in a Paris road tunnel. Great fireworks by the way

I still support my team, I am just disappointed and embarrassed with their lack of performance No one can call me a quitter - I have been a Detroit Lions fan for 20 years through the bad years and the worse years - LOL

Jeez Batman, you had to say "go down" Now I have to say the standard phrase when trying to "go down" on a really fat woman Please fart to give me a clue!!!!

Welcome to the idiots - wait a minute, where are the BOOBIES!!!!!

I don't mind losing to a better, or more prepared team but both games were an embarrassment. The entire big-10 has blown this year in the bowls. We were 0-5 yesterday for a total record of 2-5, with only Ohio State to go That bunch of crooks at OSU will most likely keep it close, but Arkansas will, I think, beat them in the end (mixed emotions there - I want the Big-10 to 'represent' but always love it when OSU loses) I just wish we had been competitive at least. I high school team would have beaten us yesterday.

Some old, some new Love the use of the Home Depot Slogan on this one Poor page layout - Oops Is a "turdle" a small Turd? and why the fuck would you pose in your skivvies for the picture (especially ones that are two sizes too small) Careful, this is one vicious looking Dinosuar

Found you a new "pin up" for your large ladies collection Chilli

This is an actual Craig's list listing (ooh bad English I know) Wonder what Mom would do if she found out what this really is.

This shows what a proofreader might do for you when you are looking for answers online. I don't know if it just me but this made me laugh.

Ok Pete This is the deal. I have a marriage license from Ontario which has the raised stamp on it. That used to be good enough but now the document has to be certified with an "apostille" which I guess is French for certification. Its a whole other document that is attached to it that certifies the other document is real. Its all bullshit really - just another excuse to scratch more money out of us poor working stiffs. Canada signed the treaty but they did not sign up to the part that the apostille falls under. Mexico did, the US did and even the UK did, but for some reason Canada did not so every document has to be authenticated and such. I have a couple of choices. 1. Use a "service" like RedSeal. This will cost around $450 CDN. This will all be done in the mail and take around 10-15 days 2. Take my chances with mailing it to the Office of Documents Services in TO, then getting it back, then mailing it to the Mexican and US consulates in turn. The whole process would cost around $100 CDN but take around 3 months. 3. Take a trip up to TO, do everything in a couple of days and it still costs $100 CDN, but then there is the gas, hotel etc So any way I am a little screwed, but I have to do this otherwise all the months of preparation for this separation will have been wasted. BTW, thanks for the "good shit" offer. It's been while since I partook of the "good shit" Let's see what happens. I will keep the CA contingent posted here.

Yeah, the sad part for Michigan is an interesting statistic as Rodriquez says they are improving, but his defense has got worse every year as he has basically ignored it to concentrate on the offense OFFENSE(pts) DEFENSE (pts allowed) 2010 34.3 33.8 2009 29.5 27.5 2008 20.3 28.9

Well I would like to go on record as saying "Thank you Canada" for refusing to be a signatory of the Hague Convention on Private International Law. This means that, in order to complete my divorce, I first have to prove legally that I was ever married (I was married in Canada) Because they didn't sign on, the Canadian Government does not issue "Apostilles" so I have to travel all the way to Toronto to get my marriage license "authorized", then "legalized". The authorization is at some Government records office in the queen's park area and then I have to get the legalization done at the Mexican Consulate in Toronto and then the US Consulate. Jeez this sucks!!! So it seems I have a couple of days to come in Toronto...Thanks a bunch guys

Well, despite all my attempts to stay true to the Maize and Blue of Michigan, I think I can honestly say today I am totally embarrassed by the product put out on the field in the Gator Bowl. Mississippi State showed that the Michigan defense could not stop 11 little old ladies with a football if they played them Please God let the AD at U of M grow the balls to fire the most worthless coach Michigan has had since the pre-Schembechler days and get Jim Harbaugh hired. BTW I said "State of Michigan fail" because it seems Michigan State didn't bother to show up against Alabama and got taken to class by the Tide (how MSU got to be #9 in the polls escapes me) I am even to the point (almost) of hoping Ohio State does well just so we can at least have a couple of winners from the so-called Big-10 Well done Alabama and Mississippi State - wish we could have put up some fight instead of rolling over and playing dead almost from the first whistle