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DuckyofDeath123

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  1. Before there was Ducky, there were a few loony dutchmen and one German playing COD MW2 online together. Finding the average COD player to be 13 and in dire need of education, Ritalin and a swift kick in the backside, we decided to blend in. We noticed people being annoyed by "bunny hopping" so we became Bunny of Death, Bunny of War, Bunny of Pestilence, Bunny of Cuddles (he hadn't got the memo) and Bunny of Tubing (he had). Many long nights did we enjoy being the five trolls of the Apocalypse and Related Discomforts. We set Claymores, fired noob-tubes, camped like bitches and sent Javelins into random areas of the map in literal volleys of four or five, causing ragequits and tantrums where ever we went. As Black Ops came out, with dedicated servers, we couldn't really do this anymore. Not only because we got banned for trolling, but also because, you know, no Javelins. We went down to four regular players, and discovered the Emblem editor. Since I could not find the bunny and am notoriously less patient than the average piranha on xtc, i made a ducky of death and changed the name to DuckyofDeath. Then, I rented my own server, named it 123gayming and encouraged players to play in ways that would make the 13-year olds shout "gaaay!" and ragequit. To make it clear that it was my server, i changed the name to DuckyofDeath123. My friends, to whom I gave admin rights, all had their clantag set to 123, but I was easy to find in Steam for regular players wanting to ask for reserved slots or with a special request for maps or modes. The Black Ops server has been gone for a long time now, but I like the emblem so I am keeping the name. The only downside is Origin doesn't let me have DuckyofDeath123_xi so I've had to cut off the 123 in Battlefield.
  2. I would consider going if it fit my summer schedule. Why don't we use a meeting planner website for this? Here, I've made a simple list of all the weekends (except the one Fortarock in it since obviously no excuse in the world is going to make me miss a Slayer concert) and anyone can sign up, check the weekends they can cannot, and could but rather wouldn't make on it. http://datumprikker.nl/event/subscribe/pqxaf2dkgu3689rn/?language=en Everyone who thinks they might like to come fill that out and we'll have an easy overview of when the best dates would be. I think I can make you admin of that Dadda, once you've signed up.
  3. I got this a while ago now. The reward is an ugly gun camo. I got the pistol kills by using the Saiga 12k with explo round. Dont know why. That might help anyone still struggling with this.
  4. 140-ish to 70-ish. But this has no meaning without gfx settings and resolution... 170 fps in 1920x1080 on High with 4x AA and Hbao is a different experience from 170 fps 2560x1600 on Medium/low without filters.
  5. Works like a peer reviewed post-trail FDA approved medicine! (Charms don't work yo) Note: type "!lead" to become leader. Only need to add bits of the name when giving someone (anyone!!!) squad leader position. Even in other squad or team.
  6. Hello lad, welcome to the forum, don't forget to also greet the girls now, some of them are scary good shots in-game.
  7. Gee free pe-oh eks aye. That's a lot of syllables in a short nickname Welcome in, G!
  8. Imagine the looks on the faces of the guys in that chopper.
  9. it's been brought to my attention, through shouting, I should've kept quiet about the webcam thing. Please disregard
  10. Any friend of Oddjob's is well, viewed with some suspicion, honestly. It is why we still have FireMarshallBill's webcam on permanently, without telling him. And because of the little jiggly dance he does coming out of the shower, that's just hilarious. But mostly, we're very suspicious. Someone watching Bill's dancing antic recently fell over with suspicion, I'm told. Still, keep your webcam covered and you'll feel right at home
  11. More annoying than that it's there is the fact this is one of many bugs that's been known about for a while on the symthic forum. But, without media coverage like JF or Xfactor, DICE can't be bothered. I submitted, months ago, two bugs, one like like this: 1. try shooting projectiles, like explo shotty shells, through doorways, fences, railings etc and you'll fidn often the explosion shows in the right place, but the damage is where you are, killing yourself. 2. SLAMs have no area damage against anything but vehicles, leaving a player easily able to hop out of their vehicle and survive the blast from 3 SLAMs) with video footage of how to reproduce and everything, and nothing was done with either of those. Now JackFrags posts a bug and suddenly it's news to DICE. And they wonder why people don't like them.
  12. Also not sure if you will need to escape the apostophes
  13. I made a special where it looks at the stabber, not the stabbee. Wonder if that'll work when hicks stabs someone with their own message.
  14. On Kill;If %p% contains IJHicks ;Weapon Melee;Say %p% snuck up on %v% - Stabby Stabby! On Kill;If %v% contains DuckyofDeath ;Weapon Melee;Say %v% prefers cuddling, but %p% goes for maximum penetration On Kill;If %v% contains Smurf ;Weapon Melee;Say %v%'s dog tags now decorate %p%'s trophy cabinet On Kill;If %v% contains Oddjob ;Weapon Melee;Say %v% ventured into the EU HC server, %p% made him feel welcome On Kill;If %v% contains Freelancer ;Weapon Melee;Say %v% is more of a giver, but %p% made him take it like a man On Kill;If %v% contains barron3000 ;Weapon Melee;Say %v% and %p%, sitting in a tree, kay en aye ef aye en gee! On Kill;If %v% contains g3p0 ;Weapon Melee;Say %v%'s bagpipe playing is interrupted by %p%'s knife. We're all grateful. On Kill;If %v% contains Geforce ;Weapon Melee;Say Doctor %p% is giving %v% a dogtagectomy. Sent from my iPhone
  15. On Kill;If %v% contains IJHicks;Weapon Melee;Say %p% stabbed %v% , Stabby Stabby yourself motherfucker!
  16. My only reservation on that !recruit plugin is this: if you FORCE people to be in a squad irrespective of their clan tags you're going to annoy people who want to play with friends whose tags don't match. Will that plugin respect people in private quads and leave them where they are? Otherwise this would be something to argue about first I think.
  17. memememememememememememememememememememememememememe please
  18. Congratz Buzz. But I'm still taking your dogtags
  19. Take the attack jet on any CQ map on a hardcore server. Fly high (700 ft) and look down for anything that looks like a tank or boat. Then fly straight down, hosing it down with the gun and then the rocket pods. Unless they use AP, that's a one-volley kill. And since virtually no really great jet whores play on hardcore (since they want blinking doritos to aim at) you've got a decent chance of surviving long enough to actually get some kills. Plan B would involve having a squad mate with a laser designator painting vehicles and you raining guided missiles down from high above.On a designated target, the missiles deal 50 damage each, so if both hit, that's a guaranteed vehicle destroy, and normally 1 or more kills.
  20. So hang on, what are we going for now, buffing the rig entirely, or just spending the minimum to make BF4 run reasonably well? Last time I read the start post it was about getting BF4 running playably/more smoothly.
  21. We are going to have to have a BF4 squad for just ducks, at this rate. You know. To get all our ducks in a row. I'll see myself out :$
  22. You show, in your own post, that the graphics card is the slowest bit in that rig, and yet you suggest upgrading the CPU. I do not understand that. I also don't agree with it being the best idea.
  23. It will help a little. It might also break, so the golden rule of OCing is don't do it unless you can afford to replace things that break. Honestly, nothing about the bits you mentioned of your rig is much good except RAM (which is fine as long as you have enough, regardless of speed). Your cheapest option is trying to OC the CPU and not breaking it. Next step would be spend a small sum (200 - 250 USD) on a mid range GFX card. Either way your long term plans should include saving up about 1K to replace the entire rig in a year or two tops. By the way, I went though some more websites - that CPU you've got is only about half as fast as my 5 year old i7, not sure why the one site I checked first indicated they should be "similar" in performance - they're not. But I am still pretty sure that, with no recording and appropriate gfx settings you could run that game a lot better. At your framerate, running at anything other than Low settings is just silly - it's going to look like crap anyway if it becomes a slide show. You wanna boost your framerate? Tune that stuff down.
  24. That cpu is going to be the bottleneck once he upgrades, but it is not right now I dont think. It Might be if you record while playing by the way, but just for playing i do not believe it is.
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