White_Dragon

One Sunday afternoon at a Church bazaar two older Ladies in their 80's decided to take a 15 min break from helping at the Hot Dog stand. 
Wilma said I have a cigarette but I need a lite, do you have any matches Lacy?  Lacy dug through her purse and pulled out a lighter.
Just as Wilma finished lighting her cigarette it started to rain. Thinking fast she reaches into her purse and pulls out a rubber.
Lacy Says "what are you going to do with that?" Wilma said "I'm using it as a rain coat for my cigarette"  Lacy Said "OK if it works!"
The next day Lacy heads to the closest drug store. Once inside the store she walks up to the pharmacist and said "Hello I'd like to
buy a pack of rubbers!"  The pharmacist took a double take noting this woman to be over 80 and said "Do you know what size and
do you need any special colors." Lacy looking straight at the Pharmacist said "I don't care what color they are as long as they will 
fit over a Camel."
  

One Sunday afternoon at a Church bazaar two older Ladies in their 80's decided to take a 15 min break from helping at the Hot Dog stand. 
Wilma said I have a cigarette but I need a lite, do you have any matches Lacy?  Lacy dug through her purse and pulled out a lighter.
Just as Wilma finished lighting her cigarette it started to rain. Thinking fast she reaches into her purse and pulls out a rubber.
Lacy Says "what are you going to do with that?" Wilma said "I'm using it as a rain coat for my cigarette"  Lacy Said "OK if it works!"
The next day Lacy heads to the closest drug store. Once inside the store she walks up to the pharmacist and said "Hello I'd like to
buy a pack of rubbers!"  The pharmacist took a double take noting this woman to be over 80 and said "Do you know what size and
do you need any special colors." Lacy looking straight at the Pharmacist said "I don't care what color they are as long as they will 
fit over a Camel."
  

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There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .
 
The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 
it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".
 
The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,
instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off
the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.
 
The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.
Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 
 
The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   
 
The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   
 
Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

Good thing She didn't use John Wayne Toilet Paper !  It's guaranteed not to take shit off anybody ! 

Good thing She didn't use John Wayne Toilet Paper !  It's guaranteed not to take shit off anybody ! 

Good thing She didn't use John Wayne Toilet Paper !  It's guaranteed not to take shit off anybody ! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU  
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU  
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ATHENA  
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU  
 
Wow !! now you can get drunk legally   
          Have a Funtastic day   

You Have tiny tits
 
your ass is huge
 
got a paper bag
 
you call that sexy
 
wipe off that bugger
 
did you just fart
 
I have the Clap
 
take out your teeth

You Have tiny tits
 
your ass is huge
 
got a paper bag
 
you call that sexy
 
wipe off that bugger
 
did you just fart
 
I have the Clap
 
take out your teeth

You Have tiny tits
 
your ass is huge
 
got a paper bag
 
you call that sexy
 
wipe off that bugger
 
did you just fart
 
I have the Clap
 
take out your teeth

You Have tiny tits
 
your ass is huge
 
got a paper bag
 
you call that sexy
 
wipe off that bugger
 
did you just fart
 
I have the Clap
 
take out your teeth

While he was in the polling station. "Did he find his friend Rocky J Squirrel"?

 
 
 
TBB got a huge fine for taking his vehicle and parking it inside a polling station...  What a weirdo 

Looks like a voters block. 

Lol yes he did

https://www.facebook.com/Channel4News/videos/10154214001746939/

While he was in the polling station. "Did he find his friend Rocky J Squirrel"?

You guys harassed him so much I really think you just pissed him off.
I really Like Slowfry and him not being around just takes something away from the 
game. 
For one thing yeah he was drunk or stoned almost every time he played but he was 
still a better player than 95% of the people that play every night while he was wasted.
I miss all his ranting it broke up all the other insanity during the games.
So Slowfry if you read this come back to freeze tag and screw all the haters that have 
nothing better to do than harass people that are their betters like you.