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Welcome Fanatic, we shall compete for best KDR .... hahaha!

Welcome to the idiots den.

You're getting old Cranky, have you picked out a coffin yet? haha... Happy Birthday man!

I don't think this is about cows... TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour ... COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive...See More

Good job man..! wait wait, hold up, hold up, didn't you kill their mommy?

Say hellooooOOooo frostbite and good bye penis!

Welcome aboard, now strap on!

I am in the place alright. P90 boobs should not use the word skill or at least pay a licensing fee .

http://www.reshareworthy.com/starbucks-badly-misspelled-names/

Someone shared it on my facebook.

Are Are we suppose to turn the monitor upside down? I was wondering where you disappeared to, even though u mentioned it.

I feel dumb, go kid!

When I tested it, it was working...

Every time I check the server status its empty. When do you guys play?

Bloc is the one with the Statue in the middle and buildings on both sides. The opFor starting spawn side building is in rubles but he is talking about the one withe disco I think.

Another fine addition to the idiot family.... welcome aboard! Now spin like a monkey for my amusement

I think this has become a d!ck measuring contest, speed/10 being a euphemism for size. Upload speed being the piss range, tied with eidolonFIRE. NITRO has the biggest one 11.1 inches (bs)... well,here is mine ...

Write better code haha, just teasing... All done, waiting for approval. Thank you for automating this.

When I was 18 I was a walking coat hanger with no beard. If you're over 23 and you want rock hard abs; well guys, buy bigger shirts.

LMAO, sex sells....

The IP works, I checked, but for us West Coasters the first IP had a much better ping.

Wow, you guys have done a lot of work. I will check it out tonight. Thank you!

I didn't mean to imply racist racist, but our ignorant perception of a foreign language molded to the likes of a familiar linguistic medium. I read this a long time ago too, almost died laughing when I first read it. By the way, did you guys read it out loud, in a Chinese accent?

Haha very nice Daskaid.