Merlin007

Think someone pissed in his cornflakes! http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/garbage-worker-smashes-family-garbage-mailbox-195351236.html

LOL. Good 1.

> Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' > Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ' > Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' > Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden > the words went away.' > Operator: 'Went away?' > Caller: 'They disappeared. ' > Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?' > Caller: 'Nothing.' > Operator: 'Nothing??' > Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' > Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??' > Caller: 'How do I tell?' > Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??' > Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' > Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the > screen?' > Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept > anything I type.' > Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' > Caller: 'What's a monitor?' > Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a > TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??' > Caller: 'I don't know.' > Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find > where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' > Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' > Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's > plugged into the wall. > Caller: 'Yes, it is.' > Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that > there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??' > Caller: 'No.' > Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again > and find the other cable.' > Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' > Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely > into the back of your computer' > Caller: 'I can't reach.' > Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??' > Caller: 'No.' > Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean > way over??' > Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - > it's because it's dark.' > Operator: 'Dark??' > Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I > have is coming in from the window. > ' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' > Caller: 'I can't.' > Operator: 'No? Why not??' > Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' > Operator: 'A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it > licked now. > Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your > computer came in??' > Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' > Operator: 'Good Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it > up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store > you bought it from.' > Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' > Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' > Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell > them??' > Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a > computer!!!! !'

Welcome to the clan BeerGoat!

Once an Idiot, always an Idiot. Welcome back.

Welcome Jonny. Be proud to be an Idiot.

Thanks Beers.

Happy Birthday Stormcrow. Have a great day.

Welcome to the clan Brimmy>XI<!

Welcome to >XI< Mercy.

Good 1 Syckle.

Saw this video Mercedes did to promote their new F-Cell hydrogen fuel cell powered car. Video is pretty cool. http://screen.yahoo.com/quot-invisible-quot-mercedes-f-cell-28519273.html

I am a 49ers fan myself and happy with Smith's performance last season so I am not concerned there. Hard to say where he'll end up. I'm thinking Kansas or Denver. One thing for sure though, it will be a team with cap space because Manning won't come cheap and there are a few teams that can use his leadership and his ability to throw the ball.

Welcome to >XI< Raf.

Welcome to the clan of Idiots Mummmbles.

Welcome knowledge.

Well, just bought my tickets for my son and I to go see Iron Maiden in July in Toronto... and with Alice Cooper! My birthday present from my Wife.

Congrats hitman on the new job. I'm sure you'll find some Idiots playing through the day.

Welcome back Hans.

That is some great video. Very cool.

Welcome to the clan!

Ah, another Idiot. Welcome Stone!

Welcome to the forums. We are a great bunch of Idiots and glad you enjoy the servers. Need a change, come to COD5 Nam Freezetag. Cheers.

Nice sig.