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Merlin007

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  1. Welcome to our home Raiin. Enjoy the servers and maybe see you in the nam FT servers.
  2. Good start there Gorilla. Very nice.
  3. Sorry for your loss. My sincere condolences to you and your family.
  4. Can't view the attachment either.
  5. Here is link to WAW Patches and you need to install in order. http://www.gamefront.com/files/listing/pub2/Call_Of_Duty_World_At_War/Official_Patches v1.1 v1.2 v1.4 v1.4 to v1.5 v1.6 v1.6 to v1.7
  6. That is too fn funny. He must be proud of her. LMAO
  7. Welcome and be proud Idiots.
  8. Happy Birthday Gump.
  9. Welcome to the clan 2Late.
  10. ........Yup i agree........ :clapping: Agree, agree.
  11. Not a bad idea. I personally play more on the Nam FT over the other. Maybe more enjoyable to play for the folks on the other side of the water. After all, we do have members around the globe and pings are probably not the greatest trying to connect to a US server all the time.
  12. Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do youknow how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! ' They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
  13. LOL. Very good.
  14. Ya, I tried that as well thinking maybe a file error and got what you got here. WinRAR has the option to do a zip or rar so maybe something got messed up.
  15. Hey Beers, if you are using WinRAR, stick with that program and like hxtr said, just keep it as .rar file. Nice try though.
  16. Nice idea Beers. Beats downloading individual files like I did and then creating the proper map folder.
  17. Just got the game. Thought I'd give it a go. Haven't had a lot of time yet to figure things out but looking forward to playing. Using the name: Merlin007_XI
  18. Nice work Cavey. Don't forget to enjoy your weekend and chill. Everyone needs a little down time. Cheers
  19. No shit. That's quite a prank. LOL
  20. Think someone pissed in his cornflakes! http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/garbage-worker-smashes-family-garbage-mailbox-195351236.html
  21. LOL. Good 1.
  22. > Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' > Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ' > Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' > Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden > the words went away.' > Operator: 'Went away?' > Caller: 'They disappeared. ' > Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?' > Caller: 'Nothing.' > Operator: 'Nothing??' > Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' > Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??' > Caller: 'How do I tell?' > Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??' > Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' > Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the > screen?' > Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept > anything I type.' > Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' > Caller: 'What's a monitor?' > Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a > TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??' > Caller: 'I don't know.' > Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find > where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' > Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' > Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's > plugged into the wall. > Caller: 'Yes, it is.' > Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that > there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??' > Caller: 'No.' > Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again > and find the other cable.' > Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' > Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely > into the back of your computer' > Caller: 'I can't reach.' > Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??' > Caller: 'No.' > Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean > way over??' > Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - > it's because it's dark.' > Operator: 'Dark??' > Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I > have is coming in from the window. > ' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' > Caller: 'I can't.' > Operator: 'No? Why not??' > Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' > Operator: 'A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it > licked now. > Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your > computer came in??' > Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' > Operator: 'Good Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it > up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store > you bought it from.' > Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' > Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' > Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell > them??' > Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a > computer!!!! !'
  23. Welcome to the clan BeerGoat!
  24. Once an Idiot, always an Idiot. Welcome back.
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