This little talk smack fucker got me in the end. Adults only please.
*** Now chatting with Partner. Type a line below and hit enter to send. You: What up? Partner: Shut the fuck up bitch before I get a gun and shoot you! You: You don't have a gun. Partner: You're sick and I hate you! You make me want to throw up my own intestines, you pathetic excuse for a piece of smegma! You: I know you are so what am I? Partner: I am rubber you are glue, your insults bounce off me and stick to you... so ha ha you fuckface You: You are the one insulting me... not the other way around. Partner: Don't go! Please don't go, I want you to stay around while your mom eats me, it makes the moment more enjoyable. You: I ain't got a mom... my dad and I share yours. Partner: I fucked your mom, your dad, your sister and you. While you slept. You: Funny... I'm still a virgin so I thought. Partner: You fucked your uncle. You fucked your dog. And you're still a little cunt. You: My uncle sucked... the dog sucked even better. Partner: You better stick to your day job, because you'll never make it in comedy.