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No doubt...... The Internet has changed everything when it comes to pranks. Now the world could potentially see it anything posted.

Goldish with a bunch of cum stains on it.

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great looking shirt!

Sammy you and I have fucked on several occasions.. how come I dont have it.

You are too related to an Australian. Where do you think they came from? Just think.... some way down down the line.. you and I are related. To answer the best I can..... 1. Why does all your money look exactly the same? Because it is money. 2. Why is your 10-cent coin smaller than your 5-cent coin? I have asked my self the same question from a very young age. Still don't know. Nickle cost less than a dime's metal. 3. And WTF is going on with your 1-cent coins? We have a problem with change. 4. Why don’t you just add your sales tax to the price tag? Marketing.... price looks lower. 5. And why don’t you pay your staff a decent wage so tipping isn’t necessary? Because my daughter can make $200 in tips in one night. But it sucks ass because she cant always come close to $200 a night. 6. Why is your cheese orange? When you add some red to something yellow.. it turns orange and it is processed. Not everything can be white you know? 7. Or in a can, for that matter? Product of the 80's. Lots of stupid shit was cool back then... and it was a convenience kind of thing. Not a popular item for most people these days. 8. And on LITERALLY EVERYTHING? What the fuck is wrong with this......?!?!?! that is heaven. 9. And why are your soft drink sizes so huge? Hey that is Whataburger her in Texas. Because we get thirsty her in Texas. That has Ice Tea in it. 10. Why do your pharmacies sell beer? Because they are more than just a pharmacy. They sell milk as well. 11. Why are you so obsessed with ranch dressing? Because the choices are usually, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Thousand Island, Italian and French. You tell me why. 12. And why is your gravy white? It is called country gravy here in the south. And it is not all white.. it have black flacks of black pepper in it and is made with bleached flour. 13. Why do you call scones “biscuits”? Why do you call biscuits "scones"? What the fuck is a scones? And why do the British call French Fries Chips. Chips come in a bag... we invented them. 14. #RealTalk: What the actual fuck is with your gun laws? Come try and take them away and find out. You live on an island. You have an ocean as a boarder. I have a river you can walk swim across. 15. And if you call university “school”, then what do you call school? What kind of school. A university is a college school. You have high school, middle school and elementary school and much more. All for schooling people to learn something. When you come home from the University.. does your mum ask... How is university son? How are your grades? Or is it... How is school son? How are your grades? 16. Why do you butcher the English language by adding Z to everything? Because we can. We also invent words that he UK refuse to say correctly. One is... a router. They keep calling it a rooter. Can someone please reset the rooter please. My Internet is down. 17. Why do you think we all drink Foster’s? Because your piss at lease has some flavor. 18. What is with using Fahrenheit? In my mind 30 degrees is below freezing. Zero sound way colder. 19. And inches? I don't get it at all. I am all for Metric System... but you know how much it would cost to change? 20. And feet? And miles? yea I agree on that too.... it is called being proprietary 21. And gallons? Maybe it is because the French invented the Metric System. The Brits have not adopted French Fries yet so we have come a long way here in the United States.

OMG that was funny.... Mean ass fuckers.. man. 7, 8, 10, 12. 16 had me rolling... hahhaha

Happy Birthday to the sexiest man on XI my lover BAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw Jeannie... I dream of Bama. Happy Birthday Bama.... sorry you got robbed of you birthday 3 out of every 4 years of your life.

Is this your real birthday Joe? Happy Birthday brother.. you fing Idiot! Hope you have a great day. BTW... I am I think the first XI member to drive 80MPH while talking on TeamSpeak. Get Teamspeak on your phone. I cant wait to talk a long ass trip. I can talk the entire way keeping me awake. lol

Congrats eidolonFire.... we want to see your centerfold picture. Or I do.

Video is kind of crap but I dont watch videos very often. <youtube>

Steam = iTunes Steam takes games like iTunes takes music and gives you a shit console to play and mange it from. Other than that they are great.

Mule if you don't take JN $20 bet your an Idiot. That should be fun. Put on a skit and bend over alot. You'll stupid to do that for free.

I do eat my steaks with Ketchup @@mouselad... so not very much. lol

I have a suggestion...... Shut up Sammy!

hahahah ok here is anohter one for you @@YACCster... <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIp2apKTrY</youtube>

It has been fun Nisty sifting through your familis panits trying to sort things out. I never seen so many socks in my life BTW. As Nisty last request as her slave I was instructied to make a stupid fucking video for a $25 dollar iTunes gift card from FU @@YACCster.... so here it is. <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmaPyPEmqE0</youtube>

Our City had a Cook off today and I was a judge for Bean and Chicken. It was fun... Some bad ass grills here...

Yep... you win. lol

Sign up to be a beater tester. hahahahha

Welcome to the clan Tim!!!!!

Does this mean Gam3rGurl is going to design next years XI T-Shirts?

I don't think he is joking..... Welcome to the Forum. Glad you like the servers!!!

Here is a GNU open license of a great program. It shows you graphically where your data is. http://windirstat.info/download.html This is a picture below are of my external NAS. Each color is a different file type. They Red larger blocks are movies .avi. The blue box's with a white box surrounding it.... is all my music. A smaller section to the right of blue boxes are mp3's as well but not my data belonging to someone else in a different directory. The purple large ones inside my music folder is a DVD of Into the Flesh by Roger Waters. The Yellow ones inside there are .flac files. Click the file and go right to that folder or launch it from it. About: WinDirStat - Directory Statistics "Shows where all your disk space has gone and helps you clean it up." Re-programmed for MS Windows by Bernhard Seifert (mailto:[email protected]), based on Stefan Hundhammer's KDE (Linux) program KDirStat (http://kdirstat.sourceforge.net/). WinDirStat's home is http://windirstat.sourceforge.net/ Copyright © 2003-2005 The authors of WinDirStat This second is Robert Fords data backup. Everything in the white box is his data. By looking at the blocks I know the type of data he has.

Nice Job Markoff... I look forward to chekcing it out. From what I understand you dedicated a section to gay midget porn. Should be a greate map if so...

That all sounds good Gatorgirl. Thank you for the updata.