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3rdCdnInfty PT-Bama How about just BJ for short Everyone likes a good BJ. I have to agree, BJ is good hahahahahahahahaha.. shit.. and if you can give yourself a personal BJ.. you are THEMAN!!!!!!

PT-Bama hxtr Hell yea Harry..... big headed assholes like that are no fun...... like what's his name.... damn someone help me.. the cop i mean prison guard who claimed he was a cop from florida and moved to new york because he pissed of the state of Florida.. His had the biggest head you could drive a Ford 450 through it.. and when he lost.. the biggest bitch since Dollardogg. So glad he is gone... now if we could just get rid of Dollardogg.... again. I think the dude you are referring to was Gen.Caruso. I think he still lurks about these halls at times... if you see him.. tell him i said, "kiss my fucking ass" lol

Hell yea Harry..... big headed assholes like that are no fun...... like what's his name.... damn someone help me.. the cop i mean prison guard who claimed he was a cop from florida and moved to new york because he pissed of the state of Florida.. His had the biggest head you could drive a Ford 450 through it.. and when he lost.. the biggest bitch since Dollardogg. So glad he is gone... now if we could just get rid of Dollardogg.... again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greywolf2 - When Grandma goes to court Lawyers should never ask a Mississipi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. Heapproached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded,"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I've known you since you were aboy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, youcheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about thembehind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't thebrains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bitpaper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointedacross the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defenseattorney ?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since hewas a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinkingproblem. He cant build a normal relation ship with anyone, and his lawpractice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention hecheated on his wife three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him". The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair." hahahahahahahahahahhaha nice one grey.... wonder if she knows me?

Fire Congrats Mule enjoy before they get to the teenage age as they become a pain in the butt but i do love my kids and i woulden,t know what to do with out them shit I would........ PARTY!!! hahahaha jk I revolve around my daughter... she is suck a cool person. She make me look good.. ok better. hahahaha Mule.. you are the MAN!!!!

can one of you fix my internet????? please? hahahaha EDIT!!!!! Holly shit Wizid.. i had to take three wizes reading that. WOW!

GixXxer hxtr someone fix my shit... i dont want to fight this battle.. I want to smoke weed. Weed Rules. +420

Mule - God has blessed me today! This has been a great day for me been talking to my X after 2yrs to get this supervised vistation shit droped with my kids so I can have them on weekends. HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just wanted my >XI< Family to hear it 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very nice...... enjoy the moments and make them last. Congrats brother.. i love my kids as well.

NightmareXI asshole...somebody called my name ?!? i think it starts with fucking.. then asshole. Wait for your queue next time. hahahaha

Ferret If you have the time, do what I did.... I was having serious C.I. & lag/ latency issues with Knology - so I called theiir Cust. Service line 2-3 times per day - EVERY DAY - for about 3 straight weeks. I guess they keep logs of how long a customer keeps their Cust. Service people tied up on long phone calls, while other customers wait & get angry. After complaining enough, one of their Sr. Managers called me & told me "there isn't much we can do", and "calling so often wouldn't help". I politely told him I would continue to call EVERY TIME I had a problem, and that I was posting on our Facebook account about the never-ending problems with their service. **Miraculously* a few days later, our service area got an upgrade, and service has been pretty good since then. The moral of the story.... be persistent, COST THEM MONEY - and maybe they'll cut their losses and actually give you better service. Sometimes being an asshole pays off..... copy that!

someone fix my shit... i dont want to fight this battle.. I want to smoke weed.

yea Dean... when I watch porn with you in it.. it hesitates all the way to the end.

I moved to a new location that has seriously fucked up internet problems. I been through this before with this company COX and it took me 5 visits.. many painful phone calls.. and me really having to apply pressure to fix their shit. I showed them exactly where the problem was but I understand what they are doing..... limiting band width to CERTAIN neighborhoods. I will win this battle but know better how to fight it. Just may take me another 3 fucking months. SO if you see me lagging.. I am sorry.. i try and stop in my tracks as soon as I do or just leave. No lag switch.. just my penis in hand

Judge |NL - The only place where Judge Post Sorry for all the jokes and funny pictures It seems that I post too much and some people do not like that. So, create a topic with Judge jokes and LITTLE Storys WHAT!!!! who does not like that? Keep posting!!!!!!!!

want to be whore!!!!!!!!! can i post here?

i used to love this show.... nice chile... wait now i will have this damn song stuck in my head. Pigdog got me yesterday.

whores... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man that was good... hahahaha you idiot wildthing!

I would collect vaginas.. my printer would not stop often. Any ladies want to be scanned in?

that is fucking cool.. confirms we are a bunch of Idiots.

Dont tease us Dosman..... you are toying with us Americans. We wont see it legal here for a while.. but it will happen. I hope before I die. Would hate to be in a wheel chair.. almost about to die then find out the shit became legal. I just think the Alcohol industry will go up in arms if the make it legal.

all you are a bunch of whores.... save yourself till you get your own forum. You have no idea how this forum will fuck you up. The forum is from the north and that is not good. I mean one gaming server (COD2) is in Chicago. WTF!!!! but it helps Wardragon get a 7 ping so.. it is all good. But rethink being an XI post whore. You can do so much better. Just look around and dont meet a forum in a bar. It never works.

Always SIR....... lets stay #1 like you all know we are.

I think they helped you Sue... i was just trying to get in your paints.