One day President Bill Clinton went jogging in the morning with the Secret Service during Winter after a large snow storm. Bill all the sudden stops everyone when he see some urine graphite in the snow that read in cursive "Bill Clinton Sucks!"
Bill demands the Secret Service to investigates who wrote that.
Days later after the results from the FBI crime lab came back the Secret Service approaches Bill Clinton and say they have the information he wanted on the incident.
Secret Service says, "We have that information Mr. President you requested on Urine Scandal."
Bill says, "OK who did it."
Secret Service says, " well the FBI crime lab found the the urine was Al Gore's but the hand writing was Hillary's.