Lazy House Cat

Happy Birthday! Do any of the kids share your b-day?

 
Wow! Global warming  must be over Hell has frozen over! @@Sonovabich Has given his blessing to BF1 ! Anyone got an extra coat I can barrow?
 
I agree SOB fucking fantastic bla bla bla bla  blibity bla !

 

 

 

Best tip, let Resi fly, just sit in the gunner's seat and get kill assist scores.

Where have you guys been?  Some of us have been playing since Tuesday.

Where have you guys been?  Some of us have been playing since Tuesday.

Tell you what, I'll buy you premium If you buy me a GTX 1080.  How's about that?

Tell you what, I'll buy you premium If you buy me a GTX 1080.  How's about that?

Tell you what, I'll buy you premium If you buy me a GTX 1080.  How's about that?

Tell you what, I'll buy you premium If you buy me a GTX 1080.  How's about that?

Tell you what, I'll buy you premium If you buy me a GTX 1080.  How's about that?

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 150kph, enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the expressway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
 
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180kph, then 200, then 250kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
 
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. It's Christmas. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
 
The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
 
"Have a good day, Sir" said the policeman.

My brother in law, an Episcopal Chaplain,  had a small parish in a little town in Arkansas.   One of his parishioners was a little old lady with a big old Dodge Charger.  Apparently she could barely see over the steering wheel.  One day another parishioner, a Sheriff's Deputy, pulled her over doing 100 mph (~160 kph), on the highway.  She told the deputy that she took the car to the garage for a tune up.   Since she literally only drove to Church on Sunday, the mechanic told her that it would be a good idea to take the car onto the highway every so often and "blow it out".   The little old lady told the deputy that she was "blowing the car out" per her mechanic's instructions.

My brother in law, an Episcopal Chaplain,  had a small parish in a little town in Arkansas.   One of his parishioners was a little old lady with a big old Dodge Charger.  Apparently she could barely see over the steering wheel.  One day another parishioner, a Sheriff's Deputy, pulled her over doing 100 mph (~160 kph), on the highway.  She told the deputy that she took the car to the garage for a tune up.   Since she literally only drove to Church on Sunday, the mechanic told her that it would be a good idea to take the car onto the highway every so often and "blow it out".   The little old lady told the deputy that she was "blowing the car out" per her mechanic's instructions.

My brother in law, an Episcopal Chaplain,  had a small parish in a little town in Arkansas.   One of his parishioners was a little old lady with a big old Dodge Charger.  Apparently she could barely see over the steering wheel.  One day another parishioner, a Sheriff's Deputy, pulled her over doing 100 mph (~160 kph), on the highway.  She told the deputy that she took the car to the garage for a tune up.   Since she literally only drove to Church on Sunday, the mechanic told her that it would be a good idea to take the car onto the highway every so often and "blow it out".   The little old lady told the deputy that she was "blowing the car out" per her mechanic's instructions.

There are lots of questions in the BF.com thread linked above, but not much in the way of answers.  My main question before ordering is will XI have a BF1 server for us to meet and play on?

 
We are discussing that right now.... Same`s for me. I`ll only be buying if we have a server for it...

There are lots of questions in the BF.com thread linked above, but not much in the way of answers.  My main question before ordering is will XI have a BF1 server for us to meet and play on?

Hey Jay, or Hay Jey?  Congrats!

How'd you light the candles?  I thought you couldn't bring matches on board.

:fun:Happy Birthday!

Hey everyone I am Antique, No i'm not that old but my wife say's i'm a geezer.. I'm 29, father of 1 (her name is aaliyah and she is 4yrs.) Currently I'm employed as a lift truck tech.
 
I've been playing pc games since back when battlefield 1942 and counterstrike 1.5/1.6 was the shit.
 
I've found myself fond of coming into the XI teamspeak and meeting all of the great folks there aswell as contributing to the epic battles in the XI u.s. hardcore server
 
I'd like to join however I would like to make it said that I am not a "forum guy" I will abide by the rules and regulations to membership but I find it hard to enter forums and just "BS" when I can join teamspeak and say what I gotta say .
 
I'm a very easy going guy, I do have a noisy kid (gotta problem, just say so I can mute my mic or mute her lol either way it will get done.)
 
I'm just out to find a community of players that are fun to play with.
 
I currently live in Jacksonville Florida
 
I play racing games and shooting games.
 
Add me to Steam: Antique
 
Or. Origin: Antique904
 
Real Name: Morris
 
Friends Call me Bud... or antique

I am holding out on ordering too, no point in buying another hardline or bf star wars

No worries...here is how to cancel your "pre ordered BF1", dispute the charge on your credit card. You will get your money back and EA will never argue the fact and oddly enough never cancel your key. I highly advise not trying to play after you get your money back....Kama is a mean bitch and you will pay.
 
BTW....I like the options to limit guns....can you say "Shotguns Only" server??
 
Johnny