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Please Welcome BlownAwaybyLewinski To Our Clan
PHUCKITMAN replied to ROCKAPE's topic in Clan Membership
I don't care who you are that funny right there lmao -
Welcome to the FAMILY
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Please Welcome BlownAwaybyLewinski To Our Clan
PHUCKITMAN replied to ROCKAPE's topic in Clan Membership
Welcome to the FAMILY Dude, you did all the work. This is what happens to people who play our servers and are cool people, they become absorbed in to the Collective. Looking forward to seeing you in game with your new tags on so we can get them all bloody like everyone else. Also looks like you don't have to shorten your name like some were trying to get you to do even though they knew you would prefer to keep your original name. I'll be looking for you to help pad my stats lol -
DEEJAYKEG>XI< it looks like @ROCKAPE came up with a great design for your "Retired Member" Tag. You are the first person to receive this Honor and when I say that I really mean it. You are still a Member of the XI Clan and Family and always will be. I have a little idea how diminished skills in game can be frustrating, I am dealing with Nerve Damage from a Auto Accident while at work that was not my fault and after about 90 minutes of gaming my hands just don't want to cooperate and it gets tough to keep playing and by the end of a weekend 3 to 4 hour session my hands are in horrible pain and it wasn't like that before the crash. Keep in mind that almost everyone who plays COD2 gets the Senior Discount anywhere we ask for it without having to show ID. Take care and please stop in now and then to let us know how you are doing.
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No the Pfizer one causes a man's Cock to double in size which is why I got that one today, This way I can give the old lady a good honest 4 inches lol. Rugger I got my first shot today so if it hits me like it did my wife I won't miss any work but last Friday she got her second dose of the Pfizer and she was down for about 48 hours but it wasn't as bad for her those 48 hrs as it was for me when I had full blown Covid-19 in the early part of march 2020. It took 12 days to get my test results back to tell me what I already knew and was laying in bed because and couldn't breathe without my asthma inhaler. The Nurse today said most second dose symptoms make people feel like they got the flu and goes away in 48 hours or so and it does make you shit like the biggest dog turn you have ever seen. I can send you more pictures if you would like to see what is in store for you lmfao. If you keep using the arm you got you shot in they say it doesn't get as painful. OH BTW that Turd Picture won me the day for the very first time ever now that's funny
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My introduction for myself as BlownAwayByLewinski
PHUCKITMAN replied to BlownAwaybyLewinski's topic in Introductions
God I feel sorry for your Wife then and sure hope you didn't have any kids that look like you. BallSack would also be a shorter name but I think I have seen a few longer names in game on COD2 so you might be able to fit your tags on without shortening your name. Oh by the way very few people know why my name is spelled the way it is, I took it from the Island in the south of your wife's home country and just changed one letter from a E to an I because I worked at a resort many years ago that the General Manager of the restaurant I was Bar Manager at served both Pacific Northwest Cuisine as well as several Thai dishes using the real ingredients. We had a stir fry veggie dish served over rice he called on the Menu "The Phucket Delight" and you would be shocked at how many customers called it "The Fuckit Delight" or just pointed at the menu and said I'll have this lol. We would explain to them how to pronounce it like it is in Thailand. So my name was a take on that and to see how many people passed 3rd grade English and learned PH is F in most words. You might want to look for a better picture from after you had your teeth done lmao -
April 2021 Server Updates
PHUCKITMAN replied to PainKiller's topic in Call of Duty 2's Call Of Duty 2 Discussion
I will keep an eye on the server this weekend even if I can't play just to see how the spectators affect the auto-balance after the auto assign has put people on teams. I seem to remember that when we have more than 1 or 2 players in spectate it has trouble when it says "Rebalancing Teams in 15 seconds" but hell I smoke a lot of really good medical grade weed that Dr.'s and Lawyers pay $400.00 to $500.00 a ounce for in some States lol. I am also thinking about writing down with each map this weekend how many players are logged in and how many of those are Playing and Spectating and how the teams stack up just so we have a hard copy record. -
My introduction for myself as BlownAwayByLewinski
PHUCKITMAN replied to BlownAwaybyLewinski's topic in Introductions
Yep I play this game because I love WWII history and COD2 still is based mostly on real battles except some of the custom maps but we use weapons only available during that war. I am sure as time goes on you will find many others who have similar interests and they will post shit you think is really cool. The "What are you listening to today" is a very popular thread that connects folks because they enjoy the same kind of music and since we have members all over the world we get to hear so music we forgot about or never have heard because the band wasn't big in the States. Don't see a lot of RAP in there which is extremely cool lol. -
My introduction for myself as BlownAwayByLewinski
PHUCKITMAN replied to BlownAwaybyLewinski's topic in Introductions
Yeah this was Duc's way of not being like some social media sites and keeps the thread flowing so you don't get lost in following peoples reply to a specific comment and it getting lost because others don't open those comment sub threads to follow along. Plus with each post being time stamped it makes it really easy to see if there is new posts to a thread and with the @ used it let's you know someone is trying to get your attention. The more you use it and explore and use the search tab you will find it very easy to get the new NEWS that you want to see and avoid the rest. Not every post is everyone cup of tea and you will figure out who you have things in common with which is one of the cool features and the Chat Bar is for giving Dirk shit for the most part since it only holds like 6 lines of comments so he can't always see what people are flipping his way lol. Remember you can't break the website only SITTING DUC can do that lmao -
April 2021 Server Updates
PHUCKITMAN replied to PainKiller's topic in Call of Duty 2's Call Of Duty 2 Discussion
Thanks for the Hard Work and I am hoping to see at least a few sniper maps because as you and many others know that is the only real reason I play the TDM on weekends since I have to get up at about 6am in order to have a few rounds on sniping during the morning with enough players to make it fun for me and others. Last Weekend poor Starfire ended up playing me as others where ending their gaming time on the TDM server. I think the score turned out to be 12 to 1 and When I got the plane it was really of no use since once I killed him we were back on opposite sides. CTF will make the Campers happy because they will surround the flag area with trip wires and landmines and protect the flag and the runners will get a lot of solo flag captures once they figure out the places with the tents and marsh mellows but it will shack things up a little bit. We will be able to look at time in game numbers on Tuesday to see how much folks loved it. Adding the weather will give folks something new to deal with since it make hide some noise and make others louder like footsteps in snow etc. We will never know how folks respond if we don't try so again thanks for the hard work and thinking outside the box to offer us all different options. I also hope the splitting up of buddies who all jump on the same team is a good idea but will there be a way for those of us who see a 7 to 3 game after a few minutes of game the ability to move to the team with very few players to try to make it more even? I find myself doing that a lot after about 3 minutes of game because it seems like players wait to see who goes where and then they all join in on one side with the guys they like or who they think is the best team. Since weapons are universal regardless of teams I always hit auto assign and tend to be one of the first to be on the field after playing so many years so lets hope others just jump in and let their play sort it out. My newest goal is to have more sniper kills myself then the entire other team and someday soon it will happen, you aren't the only one who can do it Painkiller lol. See you on Saturday if I am feeling ok because tomorrow I get my first Covid-19 Vaccination shot on my way home from work and I hear it makes peoples arm very sore on the first shot and a little sick on the second one in 3 weeks. So if I don't stick around long it is just the shot -
My introduction for myself as BlownAwayByLewinski
PHUCKITMAN replied to BlownAwaybyLewinski's topic in Introductions
Good Job Lewie, and we hope to have your application out to you soon and then we can get some >XI< tags on the end of your name and make you formally a Idiot. I know you already are a Idiot based on the guys like me and Loader and Diggler but getting your App. approved will make it formal. You are on the brink of joining the absolute best Gaming Family/Clan that has ever been created as well as the Largest PC Clan in the World. That fact is something I am always proud of when people ask me what I do for fun. Now that you have the website down don't be afraid to post anything about things you enjoy or the Music that makes your body want to dance. -
OK "Mr. know it all" this current version of our Clans Website does not have every single thread or post made in the archives like the XI Bible that was built over years of tech and gaming questions so new people and those changing games could just do a search for the answer instead of posting this same issue over and over. As for you statement about where I live you are wrong and I never have lived there. Third before I was a asked to be a Admin which was almost 15 years ago I donated to our costs and you are correct since this new website version and it's data I have not donated a dime as you say. I have donated my time, hundreds of hours over the course of my involvement in XI being available whenever I am not working to feed my family. I have given more time than a lot of Admins since they are newer games but not as much time as others who are super dedicated to making the masses happy. Many Admins will tell you that gaming is not the same after they agree to take on the title, you have to help folks when in game, find hackers, ban players, watch suspected cheaters, when X-Fire was still around answer direct messages about servers frozen, finding banned players and getting the proof to have them removed again, help figure out map rotation options, attend Admin meetings and much much more. I had a discussion with someone who started all this and knows me pretty well and he said he didn't expect a financial donation from me or any of the other Admins since we spend so much time taking care of the day to day operations of the servers and our gaming time is often interrupted so like he said back then it is easy to give $10.00 or $20.00 bucks for most people but it is not required but when you become a trusted Admin with passwords and the ability to ban players you are giving the Clan more than just a few dollars. Have fun with you other threads I don't know you if you walked in front of me and don't really care what your thoughts are about anything. Baron I did not say the $100.00 would go to the first person who did it and so you get nothing nor do your mates. However once I am back to work full time and have settled my claim against the truck driver who hit me and I am not worried about my Wife and Family and my mounting medical bills I will send the $100.00 to Rugger to cover the COD2 servers only. SO LIKE IT WAS BACK WHEN I FIRST JOINED XI I WON'T BE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE WEBSITE MUCH AND THOSE WHO NEED ME FOR ADMIN SHIT KNOW HOW TO REACH ME. I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY YOUR SILLY PISSY GAMES ANYMORE ROBMC. SO TAKE YOUR BIG DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND STICK IT IN YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF
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Looks like this fellow was dropping Rob off at the lake and he hasn't hit the surface yet
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Do I need to give you my address froggy?
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Not another Drummer, we need to get more Bass Players because nobody listens to the Bass Player. Welcome to the most fun fucked up family you will ever know. Some of us here weren't very good swimmers when we were conceived but we were the strongest that day, which explains so many things you are about to see and experience. Remember go with caution because some things can't be unseen.
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Bring as many people as you want I will show up alone because I don't need any back up. I have been here for years to play games not to post BS on here for points or likes or reputation etc.. So when the time comes if you still feel like you want to try me just say when and I will be ready but I won't travel so you will have to come to me if it means that much to you. People that enforce the rules are not always the most popular but I don't care about how many people think I am the funniest fucker on the forums but I also won't take shit from someone hiding behind a keyboard and trolling folks. The post will not be removed by me and if someone above me decides to remove it then I will say nothing about it but based on 15 years of being here I doubt it will disappear.
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Yep the question is what. That is for to try to figure out. It looks like the little big mouth from the Isles is getting butt hurt because he threw a tantrum and I have the balls enough to call him out on it. This is all about British Food not being that tasty and that we won every war we fought against them. Both are true statements no matter what your point of view. Also I can be a huge dick when I get trolled. Ask Labob he has known me since the beginning of XI and I typed in all caps because it was easier for me to see and it pissed folks off. Have fun RobMc and if you are ever in Washington here in the USA I will buy you your first beer of your choice before we take a walk outside, heck I will even hand you a old bat just to show you that you don't scare me or even make me worry in the least, but at least you will get a free beer so it won't hurt so bad. This also is not the first post with images in bad taste and it won't be the last which is why I don't open our website at work anymore. We allow pictures of women getting throat fucked and no one says a word but a stock photo of a pile of shit gets this lmfao. Just another reason I stay playing COD2 it is mostly nice folks who have been around here for over 15 years
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I took a huge dump this morning and it looked just like RobMc but it smelled better and didn't think it was as funny as he does of himself so I knew it was safe to flush but it took 3 to get RobMc to finally go down the drain. It was ugly but you all know as soon as I said it looked like RobMc with his goofy teeth and pasty skin we all know he would win a ugly dog competition so you knew it was going to be gross. LOL and for those keeping track it is still Thursday. PS I got $100.00 US that he is the first to react to this post with a "FUCK YOU". For a troll he is quite predictable but I guess his mom likes that he lives in her basement so she is alone since folks avoid her because of his pungent aroma sneaking out the windows
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I spent mine on a plumber being at my house Monday night because we had no hot water in the master bathroom shower. So for a failed $50.00 part that I can't seem to find for a 15 year old Kohler control knob he had to cut a huge hole in our laundry room wall and rebuild the plumbing in the wall with a new control valve. All this went from $400.00 to $1,400.00 just like that and I still have a huge dry wall jigsaw puzzle to repair. Then he left and the cover for the tube that fills the tub slipped off the pipe and so after 4 horrible reviews on Yelp, Google, BBB, and their Facebook page I have a different plumber coming out tomorrow afternoon to fix what they screwed up on Monday and wanted to charge me $90.00 just to show up. The Plumber was a nice guy don't get me wrong but he screwed up and didn't finish the job right. Plus in a perfect world he would have offered to find the right part that broke and scheduled a time to fix it without ripping my wall open and putting in new pipes and housing for the valve he had on his truck. I would have waited and paid a fair price but $1,400.00 is a lot of money for anyone because since the car wreck at work in Oct. I am still on light duty and working 70% of my hours so we are living on about 1/3 less money each month. So this money came at just the right time. Mike did you hear that Tax Day is now May 17th?
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Justin, Loader and I last night were talking at length about the fact that we knew is most likely you and your Dad. I am also sure Bart had the same talk with Loader since we have been doing this a long long time. I liked your Dad at first but then he became a real pain in the ass for most people and I got tired of saying oh that's just Spiv. As Loader said and if you read closely we keep very good records of bans, names, ip address's, guids and a lot of other data that you give up when you play and post on here. There is no way in hell that this ban will ever be lifted and this is from the entire XI Clan not just those of us on the COD2 server. XI will now be on the watch for anyone in your general location logging into anything we operate so I suggest you find different servers or games we don't play and run. Tell your Dad hello and that he has not been forgiven and most likely never will but he is not the first nor the last. You are a proven Cheater/Hacker and we have never allowed anyone back who does this sort of thing period. So let this go and have a nice life but you were caught red handed and will give us another great story to tell about how the XI COD2 Admin Team is the best in the business.
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What about your Dad, you mentioned those names could have been his?? So maybe someone else using this PC or GUID was hacking or has hacked and you provide little information and lots of attitude. Is Justin your real name? What is your Dads name? How old are you since we are a adult server and if your Dad plays your PC or use's your game that makes it difficult for us to unban you because we don't really allow minors in our servers unless they are Mature older young people who live at home and still go to school. Also why at the end of his info during his loading of game does it pop up with a few warnings? I never get that and my config is not out of the box but well within Punkbusters specs? I ask about who you and your father are because we don't ban people just on a whim for no reason and if we decide to lift your ban that means for everyone else you let play and you become 100% responsible for anything done under your GUID and we wouldn't want to see you banned again with zero appeal for your dog typing the wrong word like something racist which is grounds for instant lifetime ban. Not saying YOU would do anything like that but most bans get lifted here once we know all the facts. PS it looks like "Happiness" was playing in this game and we really like players to use one name until we get to know them, makes saying Hi and asking about your weekend or girlfriend if they know it is you Justin? Good Luck and have patience and follow this thread for more info
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Here is one that Mutt missed on lol. Plus this is slightly before the 80's