Smeggie

...become giant soft tacos...
 

Let's start with your clan name?
• X-Bandit>XI<
Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game?
• I used to want to be called God, but I quickly realized that wouldn't work 😊
When and where were you born?
• Sometime in the Stone Age, I think on November 26th, 1981 in Germany
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
• My dream was to become a firefighter
     
Where did you live?
• I have lived in the same city for 42 years, which makes me happy
   
What got you into gaming?
• We all started with LAN parties back then and that's how it became what it is now
The first game you played?
• On a SEGA Starwars
And what are you playing now?
• Naturally COD
Why did you join XI?
• I was looking for crazy people with whom I could identify, yes I found them
What are the benefits of belonging to this clan?
• Of course it's fun to just unwind after work
What is your favorite hobby?
• As a child I wanted to be a firefighter, now it's my hobby
What is your favourite travel destination?
• North Sea, I can let my soul, whatever is there, unwind there
Are you married?
• Yes this year it will be 15 years 😊
Do you have children?
• Two wonderful children, the big one will soon be 14 and the little one will be 7, I hope that the big one will follow me when it comes to COD.
What kind of pets do you have, if any? What's your name?
• She always meows, strange animal. The others are always jumping through the grass
Are you a sports fan? If so, which is your favourite team?
• Yes of course, football is always possible. My Team ? FC Erzgebirge Aue
What causes are close to your heart?
• Always be kind to each other.
Do you do volunteer work? If yes, where?
• As already emphasized… FIRE DEPARTMENT 😊
     
What is interesting about you?
•    Everything???!!!!
Have you continued your education beyond college or university with professional development seminars or courses? Which type?
Uhm…
Did you know what career you wanted to work in when you started studying?
• Of course not 😉
Did you belong to any professional associations?
What is your current job title?
• Pimp…. But I'm currently working in work preparation as deputy foundry manager
Have you won any awards or recognition during your training?
•    Recognition?? They were happy not to have to see me^^
Where do you work?
• At work 😊
What other job titles have you had in your career?
Where else have you worked?
Why did you choose to work in your industry?
• Back then you didn't have many opportunities to find something
Why do you like your job?
•    The money
How would you describe your career?
What successes have you achieved throughout your career?
• Currently one level below the head of a company
Describe a time when your career was rewarding.
If you could give a younger person one piece of career advice, what would it be?
• Don't bury your head in the sand if something doesn't work right away
What do you like most about your job or industry?
What is a valuable lesson you have learned in your career?
• What will means
What do you hope to achieve in your career?
Are you involved in a professional/non-profit/athletic organization? If so, do you have a title or rank within these organizations?
What is your favourite sport?
•    Football
Do you do sports?
• Yes of course, I play football, ride a bike and maybe throw a dildo, Icequenn wanted to show us all how it works.
If you were granted a wish, what would you want?
• That there is peace and quiet on earth, especially for my children

Before and after pics.

What are you SMOKING bro?

OH HELL YEAH IT IS!!! I frikkin' LOVE this! Gonna be in the chat all, "Come rub my belly, SMEGGIEEEEE!!!" 

do you know what is this?? smegma??? discussting

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

Smeggie seemed to be appropriate because that's pretty much what everyone calls me anyway.  I mean other than asshole....I get that a lot, too.  

Don't you think Smeggie is cuter?  LOL

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

Smeggie seemed to be appropriate because that's pretty much what everyone calls me anyway.  I mean other than asshole....I get that a lot, too.  

I love it... Smeggie is a good name and very fun to say. I can see saying Smeggie you Schmuck but not for its true meaning... but only because it's fun.  
Smegma is a good name as well. Not near as fun to say though. I wonder if the British will pronounce Smeggie like Smegma or Smegmu. Can they make that sound eeeeeeee sound? Will have to ask a British folk some how. 
If that was his intentions if he didn't change the email address associated to this account, then Smeggie you're a Schmuck!  

Smeggie seemed to be appropriate because that's pretty much what everyone calls me anyway.  I mean other than asshole....I get that a lot, too.  

Shhhhh Wayne, you'll blow my cover!

Don't you think Smeggie is cuter?  LOL

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

I have changed my name from SGTSmeg to Smeggie,this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

What are you SMOKING bro?

What are you SMOKING bro?

Wayne we are all grieving with you.  Just know we are thinking of you and are sending comfort and positive vibes your way.