RobMc

Yea yea yea, so you googled it before you bought it eh?

That frock you're wearing really sets off the hair style buddy.

I'm worried that young men are losing their masculinity, what happened to the explorers and men who won the west? real men who fought and drank hard, and gave a girl a good time? We have grooming kits and perfumes for your balls, TBB's trimming accessories, skin balms etc etc, far removed from a day in the saddle, beans, a shot of redeye and a trip to the cathouse boys. FFS I read that a large percentage of Japanese boys have virtual girlfriends (not to be confused with your right hand) that they talk to and buy gifts for, I know all about virtual friends believe me, they break your heart when they dump you. However worst of all are the sad fckrs who send pictures of their dicks to girls on social media (whatever that is?). Have we no real men left?, men who are willing to stand proud in the park, in their trenchcoat in all weathers? does the modern virtual exposure surpass the real live experience, I think not. Let's campaign to get men back in parks, save our youth from depravity, it's the right 'way to go'. (Shit I'm supposed to be good the next few days)

The master of sartorial eloquence says FU Bio

Hell you beat me to it was disappointed that after the title her first post didn't say 'Rob'

Are you bored buddy??

Hell, when I saw the title thought it was one of your 'girls' ?

A normal back country marriage then?

Top Tip -You can save money by popping them in a sack and tossing them in the river Nearly forgot - JOKE

You know they hate drama Key? Funny thing is I don't think I'm wrong but this particular problem happens every year GO TO SPEC, GO TO SPEC Oh the memories

Then how come did I eat them one night in Ostend?? I must say the food is good in Belgium, I've had some great meals there.

A bit much from a snail eater lol? ps what's a vegetable??

Not to worry buddy, I think the rest of us already guessed

Ah the good old days when I played and you were my bitch

Now is 'Totty' from Totnes?, or does he like a 'Totty (drink) or is he a cross dresser like 'A bit of Totty (Female)'? perhaps a photo in your new frock could clear it up for us? No garters

They've started on Ian Flemings James Bond books now, crazy people

I'm beginning to notice, that especially with younger people, fear of what they are saying, and if it is offensive, is now part of their everyday life sadly. I was buying vegetables from a stall a fortnight ago, the guy was a bit younger than me and had someone I guessed was his daughter working with him. I complimented him on how fresh the veg were and he replied 'they'll probably outlast you', we both laughed. But not the young girl, she was mortified and started laying into the stallholder saying 'he could get into trouble for that'. I was amazed, I actually had to say it was a joke, and I was in no way offended, but you could see her disbelief. No the wonder I have trouble in these forums, but my message to the snowflakes, as always is :- FU get a life

Key it's so bad sometimes I have to put joke in brackets otherwise they'd take it seriously

Tell me about it lol?

Did she love camping too??

Makes no difference looking for his dick mate

Congrats - now change your name to HAPPY

You know him well

Firstly congrats on your Flirt medal, well deserved you old lecher Secondly weird Lastly had some hammer means well used in the UK

This reminds me of an old joke by one of my favourite politically incorrect comedians - Roy Chubby Brown A man picks a woman up in a nightclub and afterwards they go back to her flat, he's undressing her when he suddenly stops. 'How come your hairs blonde and your fanny's black'? he says 'Well you know when you're putting up a picture and the hammer misses the nail and hit's your thumb' she replies 'Yes, what's that got to do with it', he says 'Well me fanny's had some hammer'