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RobMc

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  1. You can sing, put the barrel in your mouth and your finger on the hair trigger, then dance around singing your brains out, I'll join in after the first bang.
  2. Rob never sleeps, you should know that - ask Essssieeee
  3. Tomorrow morning under the oak tree, I'll bring the guns ( You can have the Matchlock I'll have the Glock), Esssieeees honour is at stake you cad.
  4. Romantic Rob - that's me, a knight in shining fishnets
  5. Good job buddy, how many girls does it hold?, as it's recessed would recommend the red light on a separate post forward of the property, helps catch the drunks who may otherwise miss it.
  6. That's it Pistols at dawn, do you want me to punish him @Essssieeee?
  7. Wow, haven't seen these for at least A day ?
  8. Baron is a lovely lad, one of my favourites FU Baron
  9. Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it. Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :- Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg? Get laid once Get smashed once And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum Pure genius, and oh so true Bud are you hard or soft Boiled
  10. Yup, prevails over the whole Western world my friend
  11. That's very true, but what is also true is that we know for a fact your dick won't even reach the fire FU Baron
  12. The barrows for my wallet not my belly
  13. More like xxxxxxxxS
  14. Aw? thank you buddy, but who would you name the signs after?
  15. Unusual name for a lady - 'socket' ?
  16. No 2 Budman for sure
  17. ???????? Some of the best players are girls and definitely the most fun, I would fundamentally disagree with this statement, on every XI server, and others. I would say the men love playing with them, you rarely hear them bitching at the girls. Men are always keen on game girls, nature dictates it.
  18. Great news buddy, missed you
  19. Only one word to remember here Corsica, especially playing Monkie, Qball, Rocket Jay, Larsin and of course Beers see below, be nice to the rest 'cochon' will do, but for Rob it is aimer. FU In French translated as FU
  20. Just to round it off Ghostie FU
  21. Just received @Timmah!'s latest batch, currently in front of the mirror in my local public toilets doing a photo shoot for Grindr (I love tools), call me later buddy. He knows how to put a veg box together, I've eaten half and never been so happy, flying home soon. ps It wasn't smoked??? do you mean the fish the fckr never catches?
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