RobMc

See you're back to hanging around in mens toilets again ???

Here you go @Sammy alls well that ends well, commonsense has won Roald Dahl books to KEEP author's original words in new classics collection after woke row (gbnews.uk)

Wow, what type of pizzas does it make?? those three whisks look good for omelettes mate, and a detachable handle, at 4lbs presume it's cast iron, show us your first dish. How's the computer coming on?

By the way Wayne, just for info, most of our commercially sold hot cross buns don't have icing, the cross is made of bread too, they are best with sultanas, raisins and currants tend to go hard in oven.

Hell when I saw the title I thought it was by @tsw 8.5? Nice buns mate, and yes they are an Easter staple in the UK

That may be true, but are you in the Guinness book of records??

That's from an old joke about an old dear who's two pet monkey's die on the same day, she loves them so much she gives them to a taxidermist. 'Would you like them mounted' he asks 'No, just holding hands will do' she replies

Aw?

Wow another new photo xxx

Is that picture of your 'partner' bending over before 'you know what'?

fckr lol

Thanks to Rosies prompt, from today I identify as Robmc Rockape has updated the records and all summer frocks and leather have been given to charity RobMc thanks the idiots for their understanding during this difficult period SARA Wally Eustice Jayne Rob

Well yes and no, why rewrite Dahl and not Shakespeare?? The English in Shakespeare and violence etc is not suited to modern times, in fact I hated it at school, and that was near the time it was written. The publisher would not alter a high earner without a push, and that push is coming from the universities, no doubt about it, not from the public. In fact the public are beginning to get enraged, my close circle talk about it frequently (except the dog). Are we to reach the ridiculous stage with kids when we hear 'psssssst you got an early copy of Matilda mate?? swap you for some coke, my sister loves a raunchy read' Perhaps Rob should review them Sammy, pure as the driven snow is Rob - yellow snow. Take your point about the Bible, but there was no reason whatsoever to alter Dahl, they'll have Superman wearing his underpants on the inside next, and as for Southpark - ditch the shares now.

I can't see @jointz getting off the grass Key, if you get my drift

Is that all you think about - SEX ??

Fantastic fish you lucky boy, see if I can beat you this year

Well done my boy for your research, told you, and isn't it sad?

Well on a gloomy February Sunday, freezing cold and raining you've certainly cheered me up Sammy

But some are better 'hung' than others girls

Strangely enough in the UK it is our top Universities driving this in Oxford and Cambridge, it is almost a competition now to see who can be the most stupid, which is very appropriate as that's where most of our top politicians come from.

He said head not stomach

I fear Essssieeee may have found another Bio, she is very quiet, we have seen this before during the years, but never fear our wallets are a strong lure over these younger whippersnappers. Keep an eye out for her next time you're up in your plane, I'll do likewise on the ground, remember we have the funds to do a 'hit' on any competition.

Brilliant and oh so true @Izumi loved it

Rob needs to take you under his wing young snowflake, these columns are filled with strange people, I could tell you some tales. Trust Rob to guide you through the righteous path towards the light, rates are very reasonable, why don't you read the forum rules before committing yourself, perhaps it's not for you? Rob Chief Snowflake ps if you want to pass on the sexual jokes you have heard Rob will make sure they are up to our high standards

Completely out of Thais, but they were doing a bogof on Cambodians, hmmm? what's a 'normal one @the baron something to tell us?? Thank you for your FU and many FU's throughout the years, much appreciated