Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it.
Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :-
Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg?
Get laid once
Get smashed once
And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum
Pure genius, and oh so true
Bud are you hard or soft
Boiled