RobMc

You got a tail too ?

Hasn't been high for a while now buddy

The chicken keepers anthem 'Gimme back my pullets'

That is really nice of you

Apparently examinations are free at the toilets in your local park - says a friend

Winding up @Ruthless ????????

The rarest (and therefore most expensive liquid) has to be a drop of sweat off @LaRSin's brow as the fckr runs round annihilating his opponents, probably only 2 a year.

A truly great band

Did you look forward to it and book a second opinion?

Now now don't be jealous, you'll always be NO 1

That must be lovely Pink and hubby @P1nh3ad, they must have met playing? Because sure as fck she wouldn't have picked him from a dating site picture? PS when you type @ and Pink her name doesn't come up??

This from a man who fills his blow up doll with helium so she plays 'hard to get'? methinks you're in the same boat as me and Wayne (and Timmah )

You know me Maz

The reason you're still single is you've played COD 10 hours a day for the last 10 years dear

Still is where I live, you won't believe the 'women'

Hey me and @Essssieeee have an understanding, I'm her Sugar Daddy

Same sex life as me and Wayne buddy?? never mind dreams are free

Yea yea yea, so you googled it before you bought it eh?

That frock you're wearing really sets off the hair style buddy.

I'm worried that young men are losing their masculinity, what happened to the explorers and men who won the west? real men who fought and drank hard, and gave a girl a good time? We have grooming kits and perfumes for your balls, TBB's trimming accessories, skin balms etc etc, far removed from a day in the saddle, beans, a shot of redeye and a trip to the cathouse boys. FFS I read that a large percentage of Japanese boys have virtual girlfriends (not to be confused with your right hand) that they talk to and buy gifts for, I know all about virtual friends believe me, they break your heart when they dump you. However worst of all are the sad fckrs who send pictures of their dicks to girls on social media (whatever that is?). Have we no real men left?, men who are willing to stand proud in the park, in their trenchcoat in all weathers? does the modern virtual exposure surpass the real live experience, I think not. Let's campaign to get men back in parks, save our youth from depravity, it's the right 'way to go'. (Shit I'm supposed to be good the next few days)

The master of sartorial eloquence says FU Bio

Hell you beat me to it was disappointed that after the title her first post didn't say 'Rob'

Are you bored buddy??

Hell, when I saw the title thought it was one of your 'girls' ?

A normal back country marriage then?