RobMc

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Hi my name is Rob, I live in New York which is near Shiremoor Newcastle (near enough?) where's the USA? Not sure about condition 2, will you be gentle and brush your teeth? Atari ST ( 1mb upgrade, it's a flyer ) You saying Rugger is a pussy? I would love to win something for once in my life, I thought I had Dot's heart but her ruthless husband Key has her chained up (good practice I call it). Do you take bribes? Is it electric?, I'm having trouble with my supply at the moment since the neighbours took up gardening, is it normal to grow things in the loft? They use a lot of power and it's a funny smelling crop, when I asked they said it is used as a baking additive and promised me the first batch of space cakes, hope they have sprinkles on them, I love sprinkles, must be shaped like stars?

Brilliant Wayne

Sweet innocent young soul? Not like the rest of you fckrs who recognised what it was instantly

Careful he's probably put the gravel for drainage, for raised beds you don't need to fill them completely with soil/compost, to save money most fill the bottoms with polystyrene foam, broken bottles/tiles etc which give good drainage. As Weed said get a good soil/compost mix for the upper bit, fill to top at first as it settles. Raised beds are the best way to limit pests so stick at it.

You Tindr subscribers sure live life to the full.

OMG do they sell much???

OK buddy, I can understand them not exporting Dill Doughs, must need to keep the 'c...s' happy?

I've a longing to try Timmah's recipe for Cheesey Dill Bread this weekend Anyone know if I can get any frozen Timmah's Cheesey Dill Dough ? in the UK?

A ghost who's scared of ghosts lol.

Be the only sticky fingers he'll get this year I bet ?

That's no way to speak of my beloved Dot Key?? be round to sort you out later

My latest curse is working fast after another night with the spirits (Rum)

Most old people do mate

Your health would improve if you stopped smoking (or better never have started)

Try one of the other holes, might improve your play lol

That shocked you, have you asked her?, no way I could cheat she wasn't signed in, old ladies drink tea she's a 'chick'. My second is on the ferry, and dawn is English dawn not 1000 your time, brush your teeth

So you think owning an MGF, and a pilots licence interests her do you? you are wrong, she's mine, to prove it I've just sent you her favourite wine on a PM (so I can't cheat) ask her what her favourite wine is, she drinks 10 bottles every meal ha ha loser (lend me some money), mine mine mine.

Masochist STILL MINE

You can sing, put the barrel in your mouth and your finger on the hair trigger, then dance around singing your brains out, I'll join in after the first bang.

Rob never sleeps, you should know that - ask Essssieeee

Tomorrow morning under the oak tree, I'll bring the guns ( You can have the Matchlock I'll have the Glock), Esssieeees honour is at stake you cad.

Romantic Rob - that's me, a knight in shining fishnets

Good job buddy, how many girls does it hold?, as it's recessed would recommend the red light on a separate post forward of the property, helps catch the drunks who may otherwise miss it.

That's it Pistols at dawn, do you want me to punish him @Essssieeee?