RobMc

Aw?

Wow another new photo xxx

Is that picture of your 'partner' bending over before 'you know what'?

fckr lol

Thanks to Rosies prompt, from today I identify as Robmc Rockape has updated the records and all summer frocks and leather have been given to charity RobMc thanks the idiots for their understanding during this difficult period SARA Wally Eustice Jayne Rob

Well yes and no, why rewrite Dahl and not Shakespeare?? The English in Shakespeare and violence etc is not suited to modern times, in fact I hated it at school, and that was near the time it was written. The publisher would not alter a high earner without a push, and that push is coming from the universities, no doubt about it, not from the public. In fact the public are beginning to get enraged, my close circle talk about it frequently (except the dog). Are we to reach the ridiculous stage with kids when we hear 'psssssst you got an early copy of Matilda mate?? swap you for some coke, my sister loves a raunchy read' Perhaps Rob should review them Sammy, pure as the driven snow is Rob - yellow snow. Take your point about the Bible, but there was no reason whatsoever to alter Dahl, they'll have Superman wearing his underpants on the inside next, and as for Southpark - ditch the shares now.

I can't see @jointz getting off the grass Key, if you get my drift

Is that all you think about - SEX ??

Fantastic fish you lucky boy, see if I can beat you this year

Well done my boy for your research, told you, and isn't it sad?

Well on a gloomy February Sunday, freezing cold and raining you've certainly cheered me up Sammy

But some are better 'hung' than others girls

Strangely enough in the UK it is our top Universities driving this in Oxford and Cambridge, it is almost a competition now to see who can be the most stupid, which is very appropriate as that's where most of our top politicians come from.

He said head not stomach

I fear Essssieeee may have found another Bio, she is very quiet, we have seen this before during the years, but never fear our wallets are a strong lure over these younger whippersnappers. Keep an eye out for her next time you're up in your plane, I'll do likewise on the ground, remember we have the funds to do a 'hit' on any competition.

Brilliant and oh so true @Izumi loved it

Rob needs to take you under his wing young snowflake, these columns are filled with strange people, I could tell you some tales. Trust Rob to guide you through the righteous path towards the light, rates are very reasonable, why don't you read the forum rules before committing yourself, perhaps it's not for you? Rob Chief Snowflake ps if you want to pass on the sexual jokes you have heard Rob will make sure they are up to our high standards

Completely out of Thais, but they were doing a bogof on Cambodians, hmmm? what's a 'normal one @the baron something to tell us?? Thank you for your FU and many FU's throughout the years, much appreciated

I'm sorry to say this is absolutely true Sammy

I have just realised that as chief snowflake I do not set a good example of wokery, the world is changing and Rob must change with it, no longer can we speak as we used to, even today a Childrens author of many years has been made to toe the line. Outrage as Roald Dahl books edited to remove potentially offensive language: ‘This woke sanitation of English language has to stop!’ (gbnews.uk) It is only right, the damage this must do to our youth when planning drive byes, heists a drug deals must be be terrific, they'll be claiming damages for sure, so Rob is issuing a guidance note to help the idiots, who are, well, idiots. In the forums when I call you :- fckr - this is a term of endearment, a kind of luvvy kissy @FRENCHI thing, ps where is the fckr? Cunt - this should be downgraded to knacker from now on (unless you are a cunt of course) Rob realises all too well that to you fckrs that are snowflakes, anything at all is offensive (cunts), so for you knackers I will tone it down The much maligned FU, so often used in anger is now, when used by Rob, translated as ' Felicitations Users' in an attempt to please the Herby Lady who is ultra nice Love and Kisses Rob Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female. Now I'm not gonna lie, this girl was hot, but in exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course being the mature person that I am I declined, because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong..... But not as strong as AJAX the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

She'd call that preparation

At the rate you're going I'll be dead FOR BOTH of them

You met my wife ??????? she knows her cooking is done when the fire alarm sounds

MOI ???? Would I do that ?

Theres no point in trying to be subtle in these forums is there??? FISHING VIDEO ???