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RobMc

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  1. Romantic Rob - that's me, a knight in shining fishnets
  2. Good job buddy, how many girls does it hold?, as it's recessed would recommend the red light on a separate post forward of the property, helps catch the drunks who may otherwise miss it.
  3. That's it Pistols at dawn, do you want me to punish him @Essssieeee?
  4. Wow, haven't seen these for at least A day ?
  5. Baron is a lovely lad, one of my favourites FU Baron
  6. Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it. Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :- Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg? Get laid once Get smashed once And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum Pure genius, and oh so true Bud are you hard or soft Boiled
  7. Yup, prevails over the whole Western world my friend
  8. That's very true, but what is also true is that we know for a fact your dick won't even reach the fire FU Baron
  9. The barrows for my wallet not my belly
  10. More like xxxxxxxxS
  11. Aw? thank you buddy, but who would you name the signs after?
  12. Unusual name for a lady - 'socket' ?
  13. No 2 Budman for sure
  14. ???????? Some of the best players are girls and definitely the most fun, I would fundamentally disagree with this statement, on every XI server, and others. I would say the men love playing with them, you rarely hear them bitching at the girls. Men are always keen on game girls, nature dictates it.
  15. Great news buddy, missed you
  16. Only one word to remember here Corsica, especially playing Monkie, Qball, Rocket Jay, Larsin and of course Beers see below, be nice to the rest 'cochon' will do, but for Rob it is aimer. FU In French translated as FU
  17. Just to round it off Ghostie FU
  18. Just received @Timmah!'s latest batch, currently in front of the mirror in my local public toilets doing a photo shoot for Grindr (I love tools), call me later buddy. He knows how to put a veg box together, I've eaten half and never been so happy, flying home soon. ps It wasn't smoked??? do you mean the fish the fckr never catches?
  19. What lifting the toilet seat ?????????????? Diapers overdue?
  20. SOURTAP
  21. See there's problems with Steam, but Rob's on it Eureka, thought about this profile business and I think I see the problem, this is an old game now with old standards. Perhaps you need to bring it into the present? Activision will soon release a patch (I'm sure) with the following options to select :- Choose your gender, why be straight? flounce around the map in a frock or fishnet stockings for men, girls shave your hair, don a checky shirt and remember - points for piercings. Undecided on your sex, as apparently all young people are, then try them all, it works for Wardogs Throw away that machine gun, grab a duster or hoover, clean that map up soldier As you progress gain additions to your weapons, dildo grips for shotguns, silencers that actually shut the fuck up other players, boomerang bullets for the Aussies etc etc never lose a game again. Auto ragequit Get stopped for carrying a knife Sick of getting pawned? then go to the new cry baby box for 10 minutes (bonus points) Retard mode to slow down those fckrs who run around killing you, it doesn't slow them down but keeps ringing in their ears 'Retard,Retard,Retard' so they get the message. Tiktok shortcut for all the posers who like to show off their skills (10 submission limit), no skills? no worry no one looks at them anyway I'll get Sammy onto this right away, might have a winner here?
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