RobMc

Now is 'Totty' from Totnes?, or does he like a 'Totty (drink) or is he a cross dresser like 'A bit of Totty (Female)'? perhaps a photo in your new frock could clear it up for us? No garters

They've started on Ian Flemings James Bond books now, crazy people

I'm beginning to notice, that especially with younger people, fear of what they are saying, and if it is offensive, is now part of their everyday life sadly. I was buying vegetables from a stall a fortnight ago, the guy was a bit younger than me and had someone I guessed was his daughter working with him. I complimented him on how fresh the veg were and he replied 'they'll probably outlast you', we both laughed. But not the young girl, she was mortified and started laying into the stallholder saying 'he could get into trouble for that'. I was amazed, I actually had to say it was a joke, and I was in no way offended, but you could see her disbelief. No the wonder I have trouble in these forums, but my message to the snowflakes, as always is :- FU get a life

Key it's so bad sometimes I have to put joke in brackets otherwise they'd take it seriously

Tell me about it lol?

Did she love camping too??

Makes no difference looking for his dick mate

Congrats - now change your name to HAPPY

You know him well

Firstly congrats on your Flirt medal, well deserved you old lecher Secondly weird Lastly had some hammer means well used in the UK

This reminds me of an old joke by one of my favourite politically incorrect comedians - Roy Chubby Brown A man picks a woman up in a nightclub and afterwards they go back to her flat, he's undressing her when he suddenly stops. 'How come your hairs blonde and your fanny's black'? he says 'Well you know when you're putting up a picture and the hammer misses the nail and hit's your thumb' she replies 'Yes, what's that got to do with it', he says 'Well me fanny's had some hammer'

Well done, looks great (unlike the owner), has it hopped yet? I'm glad it's ok nothing worse than if it doesn't fire up, nice work buddy.

See you're back to hanging around in mens toilets again ???

Here you go @Sammy alls well that ends well, commonsense has won Roald Dahl books to KEEP author's original words in new classics collection after woke row (gbnews.uk)

Wow, what type of pizzas does it make?? those three whisks look good for omelettes mate, and a detachable handle, at 4lbs presume it's cast iron, show us your first dish. How's the computer coming on?

By the way Wayne, just for info, most of our commercially sold hot cross buns don't have icing, the cross is made of bread too, they are best with sultanas, raisins and currants tend to go hard in oven.

Hell when I saw the title I thought it was by @tsw 8.5? Nice buns mate, and yes they are an Easter staple in the UK

That may be true, but are you in the Guinness book of records??

That's from an old joke about an old dear who's two pet monkey's die on the same day, she loves them so much she gives them to a taxidermist. 'Would you like them mounted' he asks 'No, just holding hands will do' she replies

Aw?

Wow another new photo xxx

Is that picture of your 'partner' bending over before 'you know what'?

fckr lol

Thanks to Rosies prompt, from today I identify as Robmc Rockape has updated the records and all summer frocks and leather have been given to charity RobMc thanks the idiots for their understanding during this difficult period SARA Wally Eustice Jayne Rob

Well yes and no, why rewrite Dahl and not Shakespeare?? The English in Shakespeare and violence etc is not suited to modern times, in fact I hated it at school, and that was near the time it was written. The publisher would not alter a high earner without a push, and that push is coming from the universities, no doubt about it, not from the public. In fact the public are beginning to get enraged, my close circle talk about it frequently (except the dog). Are we to reach the ridiculous stage with kids when we hear 'psssssst you got an early copy of Matilda mate?? swap you for some coke, my sister loves a raunchy read' Perhaps Rob should review them Sammy, pure as the driven snow is Rob - yellow snow. Take your point about the Bible, but there was no reason whatsoever to alter Dahl, they'll have Superman wearing his underpants on the inside next, and as for Southpark - ditch the shares now.