RobMc

Wow, that's cool, so she wasn't mad about your appointment at the STD clinic last week ??

Hey EC can I have your autograph ?? Please forward on a blank cheque

You going for the part of leading lady EC? keep that casting couch warm

You never got over 10 kills in an entire game

Yep she's in them constantly (along with the other ladies) 'mate', I realise you're hurt, I'll provide counselling for a modest fee - just ask buddy.

He's lonely now he's lost Essssieeee

She's mine

I find the ladies in the forums, with some exceptions of course, have a greater sense of humour and fun than the men. I am careful because I don't wish to annoy them too much or seem weird, so tread carefully until I know them better. I miss Queenie as I knew I could be quite risque without offence, she even had me blushing at times, the ladies you will notice rarely get angry. So yes I do love the girls, but not in the way most think, they know I'm joking, never had a problem off one of them yet. Unlike some of the other humourless sad fckrs.

Surely even Basil will give the finger to this one ???

She's mine

You'd think the judges would be looking out for red Herrings, and sense something fishy was up?? I'll get my coat

This even made the UK news Wayne, silly fckrs, I stuff mine with molluscs and small fish - 'That's what they must be feeding on mate, how can I help catching only the greedy bastards'?, see them argue that? (This is a joke read it again)

You quite sure that these servers suit you mate ???? not how I remember them ? If they ain't bitchin they ain't pitchin

Very clever joke

You have heard Rob say quite often in these forums to be wary, that money does not exist, well more people are latching on to this. Here is a British Archaeologist you probably have seen in documentaries saying the same thing, watch it it's both interesting and frightening. The pundits and gurus in these forums, experts all, forget this fundamental fact, money is imagined, you can have all the bulls and bears you want, supplemented by graphs and forecasts, but the fact remains :- There is no such thing as money, it is imagined and can be printed anywhere, unless you have belief in it, it is worthless, unlike a property, cow or pig, something real you can touch and trade. Tread carefully idiots, especially those borrowing Now is the time to take back control of money, by so doing, we can begin regaining control of our world, says Neil Oliver (gbnews.uk)

3 points Key :- 1/. I didn't understand the joke 2/. She would kill me 3/. Dot would be jealous

Something you want to tell us Jim ???????

Budman disagrees with the statement 'a large amount of beer', that is just for brushing your teeth by his standards.

What ????? no drive by ????? Wtf is happening to rap? dying naturally ps great track this

Yes

He did?? But of course I am sensitive being chief snowflake

Fly, spinning, worm ? don't spend money on rods, spend money on reels, they're just sticks

Alas dear lady I had to desist, the Admins politely asked me if I would stop because I was so good at both F'tags, the usual screams of hacker etc, but I think what swung it was all those grown men and ladies crying at getting their bums spanked every game. ( Rob sit's back, takes a swig of rum, and awaits the thanks of those reprieved from in game humiliation ) watch this space folks (I wonder how many fingers you can fit in before it overloads)

Come on Sammy, what's yours ?