RobMc

Mess with the new neighbours minds - paint it Pink !

You look like a coconut

I don't blame you, I tasted it once and it was awful.

Now come on ?, which of us would turn down an offer of handcuffs ?

I only have eyes for you darling (and Pia, Dot, Pink, Maz, Athena, GG, Pengy, Mhs Daughter, Blackwidow, Ausigirl, Stephanie, Cheyenne, Crazy Girl, Giggles, IceQueen, Janey, LadyIngVild, Lil acorn, Lil Mord, Roxy, Sally, SandraDee2 , Shadow Lady, and EastCoast50) You are No 1 in my list believe Rob

Perfect buddy FU

I'm Rob and I'm quite shy, I get nervous typing, I'm not gay and love fluffy rabbits,people abuse me in these forums, it's lovely. I hope we get to play together sometimes, I'm a pushover, every fckr beats me. Thank you for reading this and stay clear of that Jointz, I'm sure he's just pretending to be a carpenter, got to go Mummy's calling, do you want a poem?

OMG she had twins ?? thank God I left

That is scary, and yet another thing politicians ignore worldwide, in the UK we are deep in debt but have just borrowed more, the very same thing those people tell us not to do.

Son, where have you been?

Silly boy, she's the delivery driver

Ah? stoned again and bored, is that a beard I spot?

Ah yes I remember it well 1963 was a very cold winter

OMG the old fools dreaming again, wake up you fckr that was 40 years ago

Leading by example, you can't beat the present crop of politicians can you? No guessing about the USA, fairly obvious now

No?

Our new appointment, looks good ? New Health Secretary Therese Coffey 'shouldn't be judged for smoking and drinking', says Ken Clarke | Daily Mail Online

I'd prefer it vice versa buddy if you're ever counselling Rob xx

OK fckr you woke me up, the chief snowflake knows when he's being offended even asleep, I'm terribly terribly hurt and offended. Happy ??? sob Rob

Fckr

IT'S A FREAKING JOKE LOL? you fckrs, spoil it why don't you

I had a girlfriend who every time she had an orgasm punched me in the face I was ok with that Until I found out she was faking them

Sammy ? are you absolutely 100% sure you are cut out to be an idiot?, they love base instincts (and the rest)

Two Irish mothers, Kate and Maureen, were bragging about their sons. Kate says, “Me Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.” Maureen responds, “Right, me Danny is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.” “My word,” says Kate. “You must be proud.” “I am,” replies Maureen. “And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.” Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company. The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions. “If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “No, listen carefully. If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?” Murphy replied, “SIX.” “Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “How on Earth do you figure that you’d have seven rabbits?” “Well,” replied Murphy, "I’ve already got one rabbit at home!” Paddy and Murphy drive to the lumberyard. Paddy walks in the office and says, “We need some four by twos.” The clerk asks, “You mean two by fours, don’t you?” Paddy said, “Just a minute, I’ll go check.” After consulting with Murphy he returns. “Right, I meant two by fours.” The clerk then asks, “How long do you need them?” “We will need them for a long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

Mines magic too, it's disappeared !