RobMc

Tis true Sammy, however I rarely see far left quoted in any dialogue, in fact I wonder if anyone understands what each one is any more. I watched a Youtube video the other day on Russia by a supposedly eminent USA professor, in it he quotes several times of the Nazi regime in Russia and their 'far right' leanings. This is bullshit, Russia is one of the worlds top Communist states, the antithesis of Fascism, correctly he should have said far left, but it was clear he thought what he said was true. The sad thing is that the current lot are no different to the ones they supposedly despise, yet neither side think themselves wrong. I stand in the sidelines, an observer of events and I very clearly see a big swing to the right in the Western world, your current President will ensure that in the USA. That most liberal of countries Sweden have amazingly just voted in a right wing Government, including a hard line right wing party that is incidentally the 2nd most supported in the country. This is happening throughout Europe, fed up with the weakness of politicians, Germany has had the biggest wake up call of them all, I'm watching closely and expect big trouble. Nothing new in history, it has all happened before, the difference nowadays is will it happen again?, let us hope so, these are dangerous times.

Yet again by the liberals and lefties there is no 'right' only the words 'far right' come out of them when anyone even dares to disagree with their biased outlook. Perhaps we need to redress the balance by calling Basil and Sammy 'far left', when in fact as a normal free thinking individual I consider their views reasonable and will listen to them, unfortunately it is a one way street.

You quite sure you're looking at the right part ???

Hey EC can you go back and get that washing machine?, do they grow there naturally?

Dear Sir, Sorry to hear you only own one. Rob

Good

NO, I'm terribly sorry but that is a presumption that THE PERSON involved is a normal HETEROSEXUAL MALE, you must not presume. Your constant referral to males rings alarm bells, every sign of a misogynist, this forum prides itself on equal rights. The items you mention may have been stitched on during therapy, depriving the PERSON of them transgresses rainbow rights, cutting them off may make the PERSON a cunt, especially with an axe blow. If you ever encounter anything like this call Rob as an expert consultant, always happy to examine closely.

Sorry buddy you can't say that anymore, very sexist, it is off with THEIR head now Rainbow Rob - justice for all, guardian of the wokes and snowballs, please do not give offence to these delicate people.

No problem, but first pay taxes and stop all public funding, suit us great

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the very same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

I've had a bellyful of that thank you.

Correct - I'm going fishing, but she must have cursed me the worms look dead

One lorry???? Saturday morning

You must be gutted @TBB?

They don't seem interested in anything any more Barron ?

I get it, the saliva soaks into and expands the dowels you pictured, then when you peg the joint it's tight, very clever, you couldn't invent something better unless you were on drugs could you? Must show that at the next O.A.P.'s woodwork class, we're making a milking stool, although the old girls are past producing? but keeps us busy.

I know buddy, I know, it's hard not to love Rob, but some people try really hard, until they learn it's probably best to keep quiet. I'm so glad you've found me, at last someone who understands Rob's pain and anguish at the sins in these forums, although I've discovered we may have some assistance. A recent advert from a young lady calling herself 'Miss Correction' in the supermarket may be of help, in fact if we need funds she offers a 'whip round', she may come in handy. Strange notice board that, I had to push through a crowd of very funny looking men to read it. I think my search for love began with being born to triplets, I was the one on the bottle, I yearned for affection all my youth, but more so for what I had been deprived of as a baby, no more bottles for me buddy. I am a bit worried about your 'love' having discovered you are an ardent AC/DC fan, if we ever meet buddy plug in elsewhere if you get my drift, no offence. Right off to watch the horse racing, Chewing Gum sticking to the rails, Dusty Carpet - never been beaten and Arran Isle (a good jumper) my tips for this afternoon. Adieu buddy

Those trips to the STD clinic worked then?, glad to hear it buddy, Essssieeee will be pleased. What do you give to the man that has everything ? - penicillin.

I'm surprised he was a great player except 1/1 where I used to beat him usually, but normally he'd hammer me.

Great to see you've joined the society of Robmc admirers buddy, you'll not regret it, obviously my latest offer of pin the tail on the kangaroo free for 2 weeks (recommended by Bosun and Majbasil), was irresistible. Be careful not to slip down the slope of depravity like those 2 though, keep a stiff upper lip, nothing else though, and you'll be fine. The toilet paper is a howl, you ought to do a graph showing the inexorable rise in prices, toilet paper is now so expensive I've considered chucking it and training the dog. See her face when she kisses him and calls him her little darling now fckr. Unfortunately I can't promise you the benefits our ladies get, but you'll have many years of pleasure trying to outwit me. Trying to cope at the moment, my wife went out for milk yesterday and never came back, my mate rang this morning and asked if I was coping, 'not bad' I replied, 'I've been using that powdered stuff'. Looks like a long day, write to me soon buddy, it's lonely being the idiots pariah Love you in a manly sort of way Rob

No, not without my glasses

So you're swimming now old boy?, buy some diapers, keep that mattress dry

Do you use glue?

Hey @jointz as a fellow woodworker you'll love this, it's our type of porn, have you done many different joints this month (ps sorry he spells mitre incorrectly)

He's a killer