RobMc

I'm sure the manager of my favourite cinema will show it, probably after the current run has finished (Deep Throat 6, Debbie does everything and the Hoover salesmans attachments) if asked nicely with a brown envelope. It's a 'pop up cinema', been there years, down an alley in local town, knock and say Ernie sent you, give the Gorilla a tip. Dress code applies (Trenchcoat) and special discounts at next doors dry cleaners after your first 'pop up', we could organise party discounts?

Sorry about your eating disorder but it's getting very very common among young women and we all know why, because the perfect figure is the one created by the media, and promoted to men, so women must feel they need to be this way. Exactly the same as every created beauty since time began, bound feet, bones through lips, extended earlobes, whalebone corsets etc etc etc. women are wrongly made to feel inadequate about everything weight, figure, boobs, bum etc. An eye opener to me was a school reunion years ago, think I've mentioned it before, all the girls we fancied back at school looked awful, and all the ones we never looked twice at were mostly stunning. The moral being that eventually you will be attractive no matter what, most men discover too late that a sense of humour, good nature and being a good mother are far far more important than beauty in a relationship. I would say that being stunningly handsome with the body of a Greek God has held me back in life, if only I'd been ugly and fat, Oh hold on?

OK, you may have seen my rant in the shoutbox after saying I'd had my first McDonalds in 18 months and it tasted delicious, only for some fckr to come up with the to be expected by now 'junk food', implying they knew better than to eat it. This has been a feature my entire lifetime, with foods going in and out of fashion, dependant on the 'expert' writing the article. I can't speak for the rest of the world, but in the UK the said food is 100% beef, 100% potatoes and is encapsulated in bread (which I have to discard due to gluten intolerance), but labelled junk food by the paper experts. Now exactly the same menu, considered fairly healthy eating, supplied by my local supermarket gives 98% beef, reconstituted potatoes and a choice of so called unhealthy breads. The point being that the food snobs would tell you the first was unhealthy and the second better for you. Now I'm not saying that we don't eat too much, that is a different argument, what I'm saying is that if it tastes good in moderation it is good for you, your taste buds tell you that, food is food full stop. You can dissect the chemical breakdown all you like, and if you want to live your entire life in a self righteous miserable bubble so be it, but please don't tell me what to eat. The fact that you enjoy whatever you are eating shouldn't make you guilty it should make you happy, I list after this what the rations were in ww2 in the UK, count your blessings. This is being accentuated by the present fashion in food shows where much to my amusement we are going backwards, one example being undercooked meat (i.e. pink lamb), now previous generations discovered the hard way the problems with undercooking, so lets learn it all again eh? Enjoy food, eat what you like but try to keep a variety in it, don't turn your noses up at very healthy foods such as liver and cabbage, but above all don't listen to the press, they have their own agenda, and it is usually sponsored. Rationing began on 8th January 1940 when bacon, butter and sugar were rationed. By 1942 many other foodstuffs, including meat, milk, cheese, eggs and cooking fat were also ‘on the ration’. This is a typical weekly food ration for an adult in ww2: Bacon & Ham 4 oz Other meat value of 1 shilling and 2 pence (equivalent to 2 chops) Butter 2 oz Cheese 2 oz Margarine 4 oz Cooking fat 4 oz Milk 3 pints Sugar 8 oz Preserves 1 lb every 2 months Tea 2 oz Eggs 1 fresh egg (plus allowance of dried egg) Sweets 12 oz every 4 weeks

For a very reasonable fee Rob runs 'Birds and Bees' classes, reductions if you bring a girlfriend for demonstrations.

Look carefully at connectors some you can take bits off 'I have a cable of 12 slots to fit' your m'bd or the cable connector? So your Motherboard has a 10 slot hole. I think you're mixing up the 20 pin slot with the 24 is it a total of 10 holes? which don't make sense

OK, I've always played UK players using a UK dictionary as reference, but with this there needs to be a bit of leeway with things such as humour/humor etc. However there needs to be some ground rules such as a defined dictionary, otherwise you just type words into google until some obscure match is found, which may be acceptable in street talk in one country but not the other. I must say Duc this lends itself well to what your Mum wants, a real time game in conjunction with zoom among family and friends. Less so for extended distance games where scrabble 'assistants' (i.e. hacks' and google can be used at leisure. Not often I'm impressed but this is great, easy to use and fun, well done, if the word definitions were defined it would be perfect. ps I haven't used Google or anything else, to those I'm playing

I've read your police record too mate, what attracted you to being a voyeur ?

Bet you were like me, rushed home from school to see if Susan was wearing a bra or not ? best bit of the show for thousands of schoolboys, destined to grow into dirty old men. Nipples like organ stops had Susan

We need a method to somehow prevent cheating, i.e. by using the internet, ideally a short time limit would be best, but not for extended games, any ideas??

You thank God I wasn't there girl

If we ever meet don't be surprised if I rub your breasts for luck @Icequeen an old Rob tradition, catches some by surprise, mostly the boys

@Sitting-Duc, well that would be a good addition a page where people who want to play could issue 'invites', say for 12 hours before expiring. That way if you join you can choose who to play with, also a method of cancelling a game if someone starts then doesn't want to complete, the victory going to the last one playing. A league table would be fun too, but perhaps take some of the fun away for some. Highest score Longest word But you need some way of seeing who wants to play definitely, as Rosie says you may need to divide further into 1v1, or 3/4 players but once a game starts make sure no one else can join.

OK, registered now I need an opponent(s), tried Loader and Rosie, no luck, anyone want a game send me your name as it appears. Surprisingly I'm Robmc

Wasn't referring to you, talking about a 'juicy onion' ? if you go picking up alcoholics expect some unusual consequences. Besides which as most of your photos appear to take place in public urinals you may want to think about your statement.

I confess to being superstitious, have been since a boy, picked more and more up over the years, common ones like not walking under ladders, tossing salt over shoulder etc etc. But I've also 'inherited' some from others, my wife for instance, she saw a single Magpie when I was with her years ago and said 'morning Mr. Magpie, how's the Colonel ?' and I've said it ever since. I go out of my way to complete some of these, which is ridiculous, but by now ingrained in my psyche. Which got me thinking, are the same ones common in other countries?, do they have more weird ones ? any idiots got any examples ?

Of course it is troll away buddy, I loved this track by the way

Incontinent eh? Drink less

OMG Duc, create an account, passwords and email addresses to test ?? seriously?

Didn't think you'd got that far ??

Will give it a go in the middle of the night when I'm up.

Yes FU 6

OMG we're not going to get the idiots ranting about 'my balls are bigger than yours' are we ? I can see it now :- 1/. Every delusional idiot wrapped up in Hollywood is going to have balls the size of the Moon 2/. The feminists will rant and rave about male obsessiveness with genitalia 3/. The snowflakes will demand that balls are biased towards the male species and tits should be considered equal (all for that) 4/. A space needs to be made for those idiots who are eunuch's and high (get it?) otherwise their human rights are being interfered with as opposed to their balls, which are missing. 5/. No fucker was looking at your balls Timmah, they were too busy wondering why there was a furrow in the carpet. 6/. You had a girlfriend ???????????????????? Wow what's it like ?

No, I was eating and lost all taste for it picturing your nuts lowering.

TOO MUCH INFO

This is an absolutely true story I swear it I have had a beard since I was 19, now grey of course, but not back then. I was staying with a few family members in my parents house over Christmas Eve (no drink driving of course) and was sleeping downstairs with two others one on the sofa/settee and the others on camp beds. My mother bless her was always an early riser and came in the lounge to tidy up after our session the previous night. I was awake and she suggested I went upstairs and jump into a comfortable bed beside my father, I wasn't keen but she insisted. So doing what I was told I gently climbed in beside my snoring old man, I was just starting to drift off when he turned over and put his arm over me much to my horror. 'You can stop that right now' I said Rising from a deep sleep and opening his eyes, quick as a flash he said 'Christ I thought your mother was upside down' ?