RobMc

Amazon don't make profits, my God you have to pay taxes on profits and they don't pay a penny more than a token in the UK, utter disgrace they get away with it, delivery by brown envelope.

Ask your present President, wasting them seems a great option

You've gone through worse Toes, get better soon

@Ronnie please smack her ass for that Rob

Almost 6 @lTplkey336

For those of you who've never played EC it comes as no surprise to his fellow players that he lives in the mountains, because in game he lives in the sky, you could say he's always high.

Unlike your sex life eh?

Ruggedly Handsome My Ass

OK Dot, but when I turn up make sure this doesn't happen A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"

Never cheated on my wife since the day I married mate, only girl for me.

I'm telling Dot

I got pushed another one, guess where?, yep Florida, now I understand how you can barely raise your rifle in game Bud. You must become oblivious to all these gorgeous girls.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Fckrs trying to oust me lol?

True dat, I've heard the other players calling him a big prick

Kept all my vinyl, glad I did, got most of the original albums you quote, and Chicago pre pop were great loved 'Wishing you were here'. Rock n roll hoochie koo, now that brings back memories, I had Sansui gear in 70's too, now got Arcam Alpha 9 system bi-amped to Mission speakers, great sound. Me and you have an awful lot in common Mike, know my wife fckr ???

WARNING - BITCHFIGHT

They must have thought it was shite too??? Rapper shot as many as 64 times as he walked out of Chicago jail (nbcnews.com)

Another one spoilt by fish GIRLS Trip - HOT summer FISHING | Part 1 - YouTube Wow Youtube are pushing these at me now, wifes getting suspicious with me telling her I'm watching fishing then hearing girls voices? Do you think this one looks like GG ? No fear of crocodiles swimming in a bikini - YouTube

FLORIDA AGAIN? what a place, surprised it ain't full by now?

Try your left hand

No EC it's not at your house

Oh Sourtap please be nice to me won't you ?, respect my human rights and don't give poor old Rob the finger, I am still traumatised from Queenie who I thought loved me ? Even though your moment of inertia in game is off the chart I respect your skills mate, who else looks frozen even when they're not? takes years of practice. I realise I'm not attention seeking, but now you're a father show respect to us Snowflakes, pay me more attention in future, I'm pining for your finger mate, nicotine stains and all.

Ah bless you, you have no idea what that conjures up in my mind

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shrinking-penises-night-terrors-among-24545920