RobMc

When did you grow a moustache dear ?

OMG Queenie had to look this up, lmao

Wife had AZ, no problems at all, due 2nd in May, most of our friends had it too with no problems (I had Pfizer, no problem), sorry to hear that buddy.

Found this for you On Windows, there is a hidden account named Administrator. Most of the time, this account has no password set. That means that you can start your computer with this account, open the Control Panel to delete or change the password of any users and fix your problem. Boot your computer and immediately press on the F8 key repeatedly until your computer displays the boot menu. With the arrow keys, choose Safe Mode and press the Enter key. On the home screen, click on Administrator. If you have no home screen, type Administrator and leave the password field as blank. If you can't log in as you have ever changed the password, please refer to Method 2 to reset your forgotten password. Click on the Start menu in the bottom left corner, go in the Control Panel, then in User Accounts you can change any user passwords easily.

Learn to spell ???

So am I buddy, this is a relatively simple problem but would take loads of typing to explain, our friend Funstick could solve this with you on TS quickly.

Ah? light beer eh? explains why I always have to look up ?

Heres a repeat of one I did earlier, especially for @BUDMAN Bud went to the doctor and he asked 'How can I help you?' 'It's my sex life doctor, it's all shrivelled up, doesn't touch the sides' 'What do you drink Bud?', he said 'I drink Budweiser he replied' 'Ah, well that's your problem, Budweiser is weak it shrinks and shrivels things, try drinking Guinness, builds things up big and strong' A couple of week later he's walking down the street and Bud sees the doctor, 'How's your sex life Bud? , the doctor asks, it's fantastic Bud replied Took my advice with the Guinness?' he said 'No doctor, I've got the wife on Budweiser'

Explains a lot Try drinking beer

@FunStick? he needs you again From what I recall, with possibly two O/S there, and no boot manager, you need to tell the computer through both bios and Disk Management which one has priority. I could Google it but better you do yourself as you will understand better. Because you used the old disk externally first the registry may think it's the main one?, remember logical drives etc you older farts? Doing it yourself with a bit of help with research lets you understand whats going on. Remember what I told you earlier, in the BIOS write down original config and every change

Hey now, upstaging Rob - the bitch ?

Throughout the years you Beers and McGrim have demonstrated why I am the only sane fckr amongst you, get down from that cliff and win. (He knows what that means) Rattlesnake season coming up, suppose we'll lose you ? Also thank you for doubling my scores over the years

FU EC you idiot Luv you Bro

It's beyond crazy now, slowly but surely the population is being turned into non thinking zombies all because facts seem to hurt some snowflake somewhere? The Western world has turned from strong, go getting pioneers to wimps scared of their own shadow, BC for hundreds of years now BCE, I'm just waiting for them to edit the history books. Famous Viking Eric Bloodaxe now called Crazy Eric The guillotine to humane despatcher The Mongols were great horsemen and 'negotiated' many conquests Gladiators to circus entertainers etc etc fucking lunatics rule

I do occasionally put serious posts in, but the majority are not serious, however I have never failed to be amazed at how many are taken literally or misread, just us being humans I suppose. For the record I'm a regular family guy and Grandfather, I have no perversions, have mainly due to my looks never been a womaniser, never owned a trenchcoat and know nothing about most weird things. That said I get great pleasure at the banter and fun most of us get from the posts, and I'm quite quite sure most know it's only fun. I would tease the girls a bit more but don't want to be known a sexual predator, that wouldn't do at all, you would need to know them and how far to go.

Yes, unfortunately Kapt I'm as poor as most people, but I like to think I'm rich in humour and outlook, I try, now that we're all crying at poor Rob I must see where the manservant is with my tissues

It's a joke Kapt, never used or even seen one buddy, most of the things I post aren't serious or even true

No, more chicken, it smelled fowl

This funny cartoon is sadly getting to be the truth, people determined to rid childhoods of anything they consider non politically correct, reading things every day now, it's getting stupid.

My house staff reckon we're poor, the Butler has whined all week about driving a Rolls Royce more than 6 months old ? The pretty housemaid is also going through hard times, thank God for blue pills.

Well it was very strange, the nice man offered me what appeared to be a funny shaped ice lolly to suck, but I was always a greedy little bastard and bit the end off. He was so shocked he fainted and I ran away, definitely chicken I recall.

Batman ?????????? isn't he the fckr who started all of this

Yea that's the one, he asked if I wanted to suck a sweetie, I replied 'Do I look like an idiot' ? Tasted like Chicken

Well, I was ok until one day walking through the park I was approached by this man in a trenchcoat ?

It must be terrible living your life like this, poor lad, if only they'd had education in Darlo? think what he could have been, now he's an idiot, and among us lot he might be the apex predator