RobMc

OK - you start buddy, the rest should be asleep in 3 posts, bit like sheep ( I mean counting them not shagging them, don't get excited @TBB )

Cos he keeps hinting it's a big one ??? perhaps you're right and that's not a gherkin?

Ah the good old days ?, when @Timmah! just got stoned and cooked, I remember them faintly.

Now hold on there, this could be a double entendre, especially with @Timmah!, just clarify this statement buddy so we can sleep easy, don't want to leave any bad tastes lingering?

I fully expected his dick between two slices of bread the way he's been heading? Thank God it's food

That tank looks repairable by the photos, seen and done some a lot worse, but need of course to price cost of repair vs new one. I realise you probably know this, but just in case, always steam (or similar) the tank inside until all residue gone. Never try to weld a fuel tank that hasn't been gas freed, you can get them 'dipped' in epoxy, but a proper repair should put a pressure test on it in a bath. Sender unit an easy fix, just a replacement, if they leak it's usually on the welded seams.

Lightweight, that's our summer temp here lol , good thing replacing the IMS bearing if you did the clutch, although in truth very few actually fail, prevention is better than cure. Just some go faster stripes, furry dice and a sheepskin on the back seat and it's ready.

I can see the Ducati going into mothballs ? wish I could afford a new porch, but I'm replacing the conservatory this year nice machine but expensive to run, get an s class mate.

Hey now lets all not be too hasty, as chief snowflake I get this Mam/Woman/Things drift, not having everything straight away could be translated as lack of privilege. Apparently we now have 'privilege' where people who've earned their money should realise how lucky they are and give their wealth to someone without 'privilege'. They in turn can give it back and we all live happily ? After all we are repeatedly told we are all equal, that's what he's saying, don't be a private when we are all generals, so FU senior admins I want to run the show next week, here are some of the changes I plan :- Anyone killing the oldies (over 60) on any of the servers will be banned for life That Blackjack dealer MUST die @Timmah!, for one week, will appear fully dressed Pia @SnullerDk, Dot @Dot80 and Maz @Mazdarati get 30 kill starts every game I get to beat @LaRSin every time (fckr) A special medal struck for trenchcoat owners @PimpedOutPete plays wearing a swastika @YACCster and @ANGU5 kindly send me their cars Thank you uncle Rob (campaigner for idiots equal rights) (might have something special for @Icequeen )

No problem buddy, it reminded me to watch one of my Youtube subscriptions, thank you as always.

Yawn

Most can play better than you too buddy

Humour me what is 'Hamburg', mince? never heard of it before, looks nice

Look him up on Youtube, you'll love him, good old Kentucky rifle nut

Do you live near Who_Tee_Who? one of my favourites on Youtube, with his bing bangs and booletts ?

Is that like Botox ???? and where do beans appear from?? you have a funny body - wash more often,

This really got me, hence the delay in replying, a good point @jointz some scientific work needed here I thought. 1/. Experiment No 1 got me into trouble, I shut the door on the fridge then started to cut a hole in it, but I learnt something - my wife is not keen on science ? 2/. Experiment No 2 on new fridge (non destructive), brainwave, I put some corned beef on the top shelf, popped in next doors cat and shut the door. Now if the light goes out the cat would not be able to find it eh? sometimes I'm too clever ? After around 10 mins the doorbell went, it was the pussy from next doors cathouse asking if I'd seen 'Tiddles'. Being an honest sort I told her I hadn't seen Tiddles for a few years, due to my enlarged stomach (curries and beer), she gave me a strange look ? Ah?, a misunderstanding, I led her to my fridge and opened the door, her screams caused 'Tiddles' to hiss and claw anything in sight, and her large breasts were the first target. Try explaining that to your wife when she walked in to find me applying pressure to stop the bleeding, science wasn't doing well. However when all had calmed down lo and behold the corned beef had gone, there could only be one conclusion 'The Light Had Stayed On', look out Newton. 3/. Experiment No 3, the magic test, this had me puzzled for a while, I know nothing about magic, or thought I didn't but a quick visit to Youtube gave me some ideas. Sawing the lady in half seemed to be popular, I deduced that if this worked without ending up with two assistants then the light stayed on, however volunteers are thin on the ground, back later with results for this.

A question I have pursued hotly for years, ever since the Mrs said 'the spark seems gone from our marriage' and 'your fire has gone out'. I was really puzzled at first, as we have gas central heating, but I soon realised she actually meant something different. Fire is energy and it isn't destroyed it is transferred, when it goes out in one thing it is transferred to another, I think my libido is now in the bottle of rum I gaze at fondly, far better than the previous messy business, progress.

You expect us to believe that ??????????? we know you too well AFTER THAT NUT PICTURE ????? I'm still in trauma

Wayne ???? how could you do this to me ? the head snowflake, my life is now in tatters and I must seek counselling. I have cried into my scented handkerchief all night, my make up's a mess, that was a cruel comment to all us sensitive souls, you beast. It is not my fault that I was born and raised in a modern family, Father number one was very strict, probably due to his job as a slaughterer, if he smiled I was stunned (get it?). Mamma, aka Father no 2 (a cross dresser) suffered terribly from alcohol problems, she could not get enough. My only friend in my youth was my 'puppy' a 300lb cross Rottweiler/Mastiff, loved kids, but would also eat most things getting near his mouth. I had a difficult time at school, often my dresses and make up would clash with some of those rough bitches called 'girls'. However because of all of this I came through it, I am now the Head of Human Resources in a large multinational, boy do I torture those normal fckrs now, next stop diversity training.

You can't fool Rob fckr, that was a reconnaissance for new dogging spots wasn't it ?

He never wore glasses when he tossed his little parcels at me fckr, he never missed, great player Chile.

Is that modern parlance for a toilet cleaner ???? Only kidding buddy, but a friend of mine tells new people he meets that he's a solid fuel executive distributor, we think of him as a coalman.

OMG ??? I can think of sooooooooooo many replies? Be good Rob

You still doing those Friday night discounted knee tremblers honey??