RobMc

Great way to get the girls on your side buddy?
 
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Great way to get the girls on your side buddy?
 
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Why don't men buy their wife's watches?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove.
how many male chauvinist pig doeas it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?
None. Let her cook in the dark.
Ok your turn. lets see what you got.

Caught the sun today and so went to the docs. Mmm she said, looks rough so prescribed chamomile and Viagra. I get the lotion but the Viagra?  The chamomile will sooth the burns. The Viagra will keeps the sheets off you for a few hours . ?

Used to love playing with you mate, good luck in the future, ps Beers and EC are dangerous company, but luckily poor shots.
 
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I have decided to turn in my XI tags as I don't really game anymore or use this website, I do keep in touch with a couple of members Beers and East Coast mostly. I had fun here and met a lot of great people threw the years and for the most part enjoyed playing on our servers take care everyone.

Irish eh??

Oh yes Rob, just like me! Both we are from Innisfree, and our favourite Pub always was: "The Quiet Man"
Of course we have nothing but great Pints there for you!!
Lol!

Men i wanna be in this band! Whooohooooo here i comeeeeeeeeeee 

I normally don't like putting up Youtube vids, (most of us know why) but I'm sure the idiots would love to see this years meet, greet and drill held in the UK. Special guests were @BUDMAN and @TBB who swam over from the States, in the front row on the left. Bonus points for those spotting @monkie @Ghostlupus and @Totty warming up before a great night in the park toilets, well done all of you with a warm toast of Whisky, 'bottoms up'
 

Amen.

I will never forget....
I will never forgive....
And I will never apologize for loving my country....
Every day I thank God that I volunteer with heroes from my fire company that were at the Pentagon that horrific day....

Come on Mark look at the bright side, that makes 4 beers that will never be exported

9 beers on the list are imported beers ones .... lol
 

you should drink diet 7up is cheaper than this sparkling beverage they call beer ??? is there real beer still in it?? 

I normally don't like putting up Youtube vids, (most of us know why) but I'm sure the idiots would love to see this years meet, greet and drill held in the UK. Special guests were @BUDMAN and @TBB who swam over from the States, in the front row on the left. Bonus points for those spotting @monkie @Ghostlupus and @Totty warming up before a great night in the park toilets, well done all of you with a warm toast of Whisky, 'bottoms up'
 

It means my boy that AI recognises a greater intelligence so shuts down to avoid being humbled. If you're having trouble with your English I'm always available, and cheap, don't rely on apps when Robs here.
 
ps I'm also very modest, ask @TBBor @BUDMAN

I'll wear flip flops like the rest of my country

You're a star Key, you ok my old mate?? What's Ramon noodles??
I fear it's getting serious though, headlines this morning that Bonds are crashing, hope James 007 is ok, and his Aston Martin is in one piece.
Being up half the night as normal I googled 'Russia', wow their leader is named Vlad, I never trusted Vlad's since the impaler, looks like our safety is once more at stake. (And if you don't get that you need an education). It's a big country with a huge population, old blighty may have bitten off more than she can chew - again. Never fear, Rob will devise a cunning plan that will once more let us become a great nation.
Apparently Vlad wants to reclaim all the countries lost when they had a big empire, so we'll do the same. He's started on a country in Europe, so our counter attack will be to start on a similar vein, though smaller scale.
Look out the Pitcairn Islands, we're coming

Update
Another bulletin from the gov saying we need to be ready to March, ffs it's only just September?? and Rob lays low in the winter. We've been told to stock up on food and water (true) so I bought an extra pot noodle this week and a bottle of pop, result.
Broke out the old GAT air pistols ready in case I need to hunt, corks are looking a bit 'crusty' but a splash of WD 40 should do the trick. When those Commies appear in the street Rob will be ready, don't you worry England, I've got your back.
Now where did I put that longbow?

Due to apparent trouble from somewhere called Russia they're thinking of bringing back conscription in the UK. I jumped straight in, I've always wanted to dye for my country, but I've been rejected, apparently 'purple is out'? I offered myself to the SAS, and was told you need to have incredible skills, well those of you who played against me know that? My cv describing my Call of Duty experience was laughed at. 
Does my dedication and mouse finger not count in the defence of my country?
I feel slighted, so I ask you all (Basil excepted) to tell the UK government that Rob is an asset, not an ass which they described me as
Can the older members not remember the posters 'Your Country needs you'?
I'm gutted I can't fight

I normally don't like putting up Youtube vids, (most of us know why) but I'm sure the idiots would love to see this years meet, greet and drill held in the UK. Special guests were @BUDMAN and @TBB who swam over from the States, in the front row on the left. Bonus points for those spotting @monkie @Ghostlupus and @Totty warming up before a great night in the park toilets, well done all of you with a warm toast of Whisky, 'bottoms up'
 

Hoodlum ?

Nice try hiding - see you in the second row in the back - nice high stepping  

I normally don't like putting up Youtube vids, (most of us know why) but I'm sure the idiots would love to see this years meet, greet and drill held in the UK. Special guests were @BUDMAN and @TBB who swam over from the States, in the front row on the left. Bonus points for those spotting @monkie @Ghostlupus and @Totty warming up before a great night in the park toilets, well done all of you with a warm toast of Whisky, 'bottoms up'