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RobMc

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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Rectal exam   
    Dear Robbie  the hat  was tossed at the ring of Canadians  sorry i not with M.I.6 or the establishment,  non paid court jester at your service Sir Rob 
    every watch total recall  with them living on mars  
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    RobMc got a reaction from KaptCrunch in Rectal exam   
    How are you all relating rectums to eyes??? is there something old Rob is missing (other than hair), I feel an asshole not knowing. Is eyestrain linked to constipation?? I feel we should consult with Rugger, for by now he is surely an authority on assholes. Are brown eyes a result of this link?, is Kapt's 'Iris' an asshole spy?, am I drunk (yes), I look forward to your comments, let's get to the bottom of this mystery.
    Your faithful servant Rob  
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    RobMc reacted to major-mark63 in Rectal exam   
    Did you had the corneatis-rectalis disease?????
    Its an affliction when the cornea nerve and rectal nerve got twisted together .
    Then you see shit every where.
    (free translation from a french joke)
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    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in Rectal exam   
    There are times when I despair of my fellow humans, usually in these forums, you're idiots
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    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in Rectal exam   
    Hi Rob he said
    Before we start bend over and drop your trousers
    I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger
    Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months
    I must get a new dentist
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    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in More Canadians (I'm on a roll)   
    You sure this 'rust stain' isn't due to trying British curries???? diaper boy 😆
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    RobMc got a reaction from ghostounet in Rectal exam   
    Hi Rob he said
    Before we start bend over and drop your trousers
    I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger
    Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months
    I must get a new dentist
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    RobMc got a reaction from ghostounet in Wildthing's Rant   
    As an outsider now, no longer playing and no longer in the clan, may I observe that in the entire time I played Ftag some individuals were hated (why?), some abused in play (even me) and some were abusers. I always put this down to intense competition, but looking at the way humans behave everywhere on every level sadly this is the norm.
    However to the point, Wildthing is one of the oldest members, has NEVER been any different, so show him some respect or f..k off, simple really.
    I won't say any names, but in the times I played there were two people who were constantly abused when playing, they shrugged it off, carried on, and were both great players, well done Hammer and Basil.
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    RobMc reacted to TBB in Rectal exam   
    Bloody Limey - doing everything ass backwards!!!   
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    RobMc got a reaction from TBB in Rectal exam   
    Hi Rob he said
    Before we start bend over and drop your trousers
    I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger
    Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months
    I must get a new dentist
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    RobMc reacted to major-mark63 in More Canadians (I'm on a roll)   
    Some thing wrong in the story we canadians dont drink water it makes rust in the underwear, scotch whiskey would be  more realistic LOL
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    what they need do is make Castle law nation wide and save tax payers money, insted of make us  poor and while the war is going on are in a cozy bunker partying!.....  they started the war let them finish it is the right thing that contains the oath of their contract
    all proper ganda of the 3 stooges
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    no we live in igloo's on frozen water, shoot wild life, and drink moonshine an without hydro
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    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in More Canadians (I'm on a roll)   
    Mark and Wayne were on a walking holiday in Scotland. While they were walking through the rugged Scottish mountains one crisp Autumn day, they became rather thirsty, so they decided to stop at a remote croft and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited them in, saying they were the first Canadians she had ever met. Marvelling at their manly physiques and strong accents she gave them a drink of water, only $30 
     Then, as it was somewhat chilly outside, she served them a bowl of soup by the peat fire, a bargain $40 a bowl. While they were eating the soup, they noticed that there was a wee pig agitatedly running around the kitchen. He kept running up to the visitors and giving them a headbutt and a growl. The men commented that they had never seen a pig this friendly before. The lady of the house replied, “Och sure, he’s not that friendly at all. They're his bowls you’ve been using.”
     
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    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in Canadians   
    That's a well kept secret then ??
    🤣
    They'll be telling us next they have no lakes, trees, Moose or Maple syrup?
  16. Haha
    RobMc got a reaction from major-mark63 in Canadians   
    If money is a tool for fools make me an idiot
    Nooooo just realised what I said, I'm done with that
     
    My wife said if you won the lottery would you still love me?
    Of course I said, but I'd miss you
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    RobMc got a reaction from Dot80 in More Canadians (I'm on a roll)   
    Mark and Wayne were on a walking holiday in Scotland. While they were walking through the rugged Scottish mountains one crisp Autumn day, they became rather thirsty, so they decided to stop at a remote croft and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited them in, saying they were the first Canadians she had ever met. Marvelling at their manly physiques and strong accents she gave them a drink of water, only $30 
     Then, as it was somewhat chilly outside, she served them a bowl of soup by the peat fire, a bargain $40 a bowl. While they were eating the soup, they noticed that there was a wee pig agitatedly running around the kitchen. He kept running up to the visitors and giving them a headbutt and a growl. The men commented that they had never seen a pig this friendly before. The lady of the house replied, “Och sure, he’s not that friendly at all. They're his bowls you’ve been using.”
     
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    RobMc got a reaction from KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    That's a well kept secret then ??
    🤣
    They'll be telling us next they have no lakes, trees, Moose or Maple syrup?
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    RobMc got a reaction from SnullerDk in Re-naming of Jokes and Misc stuff   
    Hello son, how you doing??, do you want me to stop?
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    comedy and ole folks keeping the wits working,  no harm 
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    RobMc got a reaction from KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    If money is a tool for fools make me an idiot
    Nooooo just realised what I said, I'm done with that
     
    My wife said if you won the lottery would you still love me?
    Of course I said, but I'd miss you
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    haha seen that in the third eye, or were marked men on the rader of power sucking lies   
    you know where I'am,  tired of this world lies please let me rise again on the cross hairs 
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    RobMc reacted to KaptCrunch in Canadians   
    forgot to mention that 
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    RobMc reacted to major-mark63 in Canadians   
    Or maybe the canadians were building underground lines.......
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