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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little oldJewish man at a small stand, selling ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like tobuy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-pricedtie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water fi...