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Hope you have an awesome birthday, Plague!
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@@Wild Fire.......oh my!
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Have a great birthday, jimp!
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Here's to an awesome birthday!
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Welcome to the family!
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Hope you have a great birthday, crazy!
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Welcome to the forums, Coop!
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@@wishbone, what the heck is that supposed to mean, mister?
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map rotations cod4 for mw2 1.46b9
WldPenguin replied to dadda2's topic in Call of Duty 4's Call Of Duty 4 Discussion
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Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
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Congratulations WildPenguin
WldPenguin replied to Snow White's topic in Call of Duty 4's Call Of Duty 4 Discussion
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Glad to hear, Mule!
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Enjoy your birthday, Viprz!
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Here's to an awesome birthday, Dirty! From one Ohioan to another
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Hope you're enjoying your birthday! Have a good one
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Welcome, Onix! It was great meeting you earlier on TS.......hopefully see you in COD4 soon
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Welcome to the forums, EastCoast50
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server restart?
WldPenguin replied to TheDrimpXI's topic in Call of Duty 4's Call Of Duty 4 Discussion
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Definitely build your own.......nothing like being able to customize for exactly what you want, and to help future-proof for later upgrades and add-ons. I built my first pc back in 2010 and haven't looked back since
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Welcome to the forums, Joe