Found some good ones. Not mine of course but funny.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
When Chuck Norris needs to relax, he joins the army.
Chuck Norris once made Kirsten Stewart smile.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank for fun that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris killed 50 bad guys with 2 bullets. The first bullet was a warning shot.
Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.