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I was working on a project by the tree I put you in and I kept laughing at different ideas so I had to take the pictures. Icequeen reminded me I needed to finish what I started.
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Magfed in the Midwest Part.2 and getting better.
ALanHim replied to Streetcleaner's topic in General Discussion
Nice pictures... looks like a blast. Your patch looks like a watermark in some pictures. Looks cool. -
Nice work TSW.... very nicely done. Now you have a piece of her with you all the time.
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I got a surprise visit from @PickleRick last week after opening a jar of pickles owned by the Vlasic family and I just got the pictures developed. PicleleRick first wanted to check out the Killer Bees but they were a bit put off by his smell. PickleRick got to witness a Killer Bee gang attacking a bee from the wrong neighborhood. Before I knew it PickleRick jumped in the Bird bath the Bees took over that didn't have much water in it. Silly Pickle. We tried playing basketball but PickleRick was afraid of the net. PickeleRick needed to take a crap and after he wanted to climb a tree. You can hardly see him but he's right here. PickleRick was enjoying the view.... Then he fell.. or Jumped. He said he fell but I think he jumped. PickleRick then wanted to try climbing a Ocotillo bush. He's hanging on by a thorn here. For a pickle he has amazing grip. PickleRick said he don't smoke weed so I offered him an edible off a magic cactus. Technically I didn't lie to him. Besides how else did an edible bud get on a cactus... it's magic and a magician never tells his tricks. About twenty minutes later PickleRick was sitting on some Mistletoe reminiscing his sex life and after a bit asked if I have any beer. I told him no but I could go get some. He was instant so I went into town to get some. He asked for Canadian beer so I had a plan after telling him, 'I'll see what I can do". The Edible hadn't kicked in yet when I left and when I got back about an hour later I find @PickleRickin my bed with one of the Vlasic daughters doing the Dilly. I hung out and watched for a bit while taking some pictures. Seems the Kodak photo developing place kept some of the good ones. It got real interesting. Here's a closeup shot. You can almost smell the Dill in the picture. To end the night PickeRick and the Vlasic daughter hung out in the Bird bath with the Killer Bees drinking a fake Moosehead, because really it was a Bud Light I pored in this old bottle I've had for a couple years. But PickeRick was so backed on fake magic Cactus edibles he had no clue. He did complain it tasted like piss and I said, "that's Canadian Beer for you". How he knew what piss tasted like, I don't want to know. The End
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Why can't they just rage quite like the rest of us? My cat will eat your cat, javalina , cow, deer, rabbit and more. Damn Romans. Oh wait till one item in my Top 10 list. Not sure I'll finish today but one is going to make you PUKE!. Thanks to Bill Gates we have some Maggot Milk? Move over Almonds!!!!!! I played this game. That's one bad ass toddler. Time to ban all toddlers then. hahahaha No doubt. @TBB man give her a minute. I'm sorry looking like a Pussy ain't the way to do it. See it is a conspiracy. I just know my dog is hiding a treat some place between her legs but I can never find it. Star Wars is dead to me. The AI will see. Armature!!!!! hide it in the neighbors trash. Stay single men... Yea it's like that. Finally a discovery worth diving into. I prefer above the knee. All depends on the definition of the word 'IS' is. Bill Clinton
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You're not joking either. hahahahahaha @tsw 8.5 That looks amazing. That's a bad ass smoker. You could hang a pig in there or a Turkey.. WOW I want one. Time to buy a welder.
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That was a great read. You do a great job with Member Spotlights and you did a great job on yours. Love your dogs... and a huge fan of your Labradoodle. Labs and Poodles are my favorite. Your Sheep dog is cute as a button. I wonder what job it has. I have a Multipoo and she's a trip who loves to hunt for things yet never catch them. I bet your Labradoodle is smart as can be. Mine is half smart yet still super intelligent. It's that Maltese attitude that gets in her way at times but I've learned to work around it. Very interesting you're a Reskins and Dallas fan. Not sure if they told you though, you're suppose to hate one of them two teams or hate both. Liking both is a bit unorthodox. hahahaha jk BTW glad you sorted this out and now it's no longer a rumor.. Will there be a show in the near future?
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Monday's for some reason still feel lime Mondays though. Just like Fridays still feel like Friday to I.
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You should've seen me two night ago. I see crazy shit out here all the time and this one had me scratching my head as it was creating the biggest Trail imaginable and I had no idea what the hell I was witnessing. I thought this was something launched at the Military base across the valley 30 something miles away. Instead it was a Space X launch in another state hundreds of miles away. I'm on video trying to figure out what this was and why I couldn't hear it. I couldn't figure out why the exhaust was still light up after what looked like a huge flash light behind whatever was flying by was no longer able to light it up. hahaha I was confused. Next mourning a buddy sent this to me letting me know he found what it was. The story explains the twilight effect is why the exhaust stayed light up. Mystery solved. Elon Musk was taking a dump in the sky on his way to putting more Starlink junk in the sky. https://weather.com/science/space/video/spacex-rocket-launch-creates-dazzling-display-in-the-sky Last clear shot in video.
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Looks like you're doing just fine TBB. My plants also identify as tomato plants and they produced some great tomatoes.
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Hello all, Returning after many many years :)
ALanHim replied to SpecTor>XI<'s topic in General Discussion
Welcome back.... says hxtr. But hxtr doesn't remember you. Been a long time since 2009 who never chatted in the forum. -
Do something about that Dallas sized ass, your El Paso pits, that Stinkadeana aka Pasadena breath and Texas City farts before you play next time. It's very distracting.
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Depends on your definition of plants and planted. Is mistletoe a plant? Who planted it? If there were no birds would there be mistletoe? And why the hell is something that kills trees in 4 to 6 years used to symbolize Christmas. That's some Pagan ass shit. Were the FBI plants in the crowds on January 6th part of a much bigger conspiracy? Are the pip bombs the FBI supplied to the FBI ANTIFA Plants that's was foiled by Patriots and seen on CTV being planted part of a planted conspiracy to impressing Biden's political enemies. Or are the planted subs in Cuba that O'Biden is pushing for to cover the Biden crime family a cause for concern for all plants on this planet? What will grow if we have a nuke war with Russia because the Wester leaders of France, UK, USA and more all want to hide their crimes form the world and war is how you do. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/06/cuban-missile-crisis-2-0-after-russian-nuclear/ I can plant some more idea in your head if needed. Hopefully one or two will grow. I could use some help cutting all this mistletoe out or saving the planet from Communists.
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What is the first car did you owned? pictures if possible..
ALanHim replied to major-mark63's topic in General Discussion
This here is my favorite. I would drive that today. Very cool as well. Another great car.. love to have this as well. Wouldn't that be 8 on the floor? Or were you sharing? -
Nice silver on blue LCB. That does look like a new bike. You should have to pay the seller a storage fee for holding it for you all this time. Now we best not see you doing any part of this. But if off chance LCB does try any of them tricks, DO NOT TRY AND STOP HIM. LCB becomes a raging bull on a bike. No compromising will work.
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Now you have to. Come on that thing deserver to be ridden. Not fair it can't
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Glad it was a celebration TSW. From that writeup she was a respected woman who put in her years of service. Tabatha did a great job on the setup. I'm trying no to shed any tears here but it's just working, but it's super dry out so in a minute or two no one will notice.
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Thank you for letting me know. I had no idea it was this Sunday. Let me call my Dad. Thanks.
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Try this then reboot. Open CMD in Administrative mode by right clicking CMD icon and choosing run as Administrator. Then run and reboot. See if this helps any. netsh int ip reset My next step I would try a different driver. I doubt the GPU is causing the problem but drivers can do strange things. I can see the ping going up if you had lag in the game graphics from bad video drivers. Other than that it's hard to image the GPU being the problem. A tool that will help is Pingplotter. I have the old version of Pingplotter and this tool is fantastic at helping you troubleshoot network connections. I fixed an entire neighborhoods Internet proving to the ISP where the problem was. They had to fix it when I showed them the exact router with the problem. Only took me 3 months to convince them. If I'm allowed to upload the shareware version of pingplotter I will. It's a GREAT program. Otherwise go here and see if you can get a trial version. https://www.pingplotter.com/
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Magfed in the Midwest Part.2 and getting better.
ALanHim replied to Streetcleaner's topic in General Discussion
I'm having a hard time making out these pictures. Are you the green dot thing at the bottom of the icon? -
What is the first car did you owned? pictures if possible..
ALanHim replied to major-mark63's topic in General Discussion
Digital Cameras sucked back then but an example of a engine you can eat off of. My third car a 1990 Acura Legend... then went to a 1994 Acura Legend. What a fun car to drive. I got my 94 up to 147 mph. It still had room but it started to float causing my balls to shrink up inside me. My second car was a 1978 Pontiac Grand Pre with T Tops and power everything. A guy in the Coast Guard traded it for a 2x CD Rom and a 500MB hard drive in 1993. It was a great car. I think it had a 302 in it. Sold it for $1500 before moving to Texas. So I have owned American cars before. -
What is the first car did you owned? pictures if possible..
ALanHim replied to major-mark63's topic in General Discussion
This my sound like a far fetched story but I promise every word of it is true. I'm still scratching my head today regarding it. I wanted a second car and after seeing this picture on craigslist I went to the dealership and test drove this car then bought it. I began buying parts to do maintenance buying at least 5 years worth of oil filters, extra washers and this special tool to take off he filter. I ripped off the Brit covers for the review mirror and side mirrors as I didn't want to be a poser not being British. I felt weird enough being 6'2" driving this car. I was horsing around in the car and I found it very dangerous especially for someone like I who pushes things to their limits. But this this was extra dangerous do to no spare tire so they put Run Flat tires on it. All I know I almost crashed a few times till I leaned going 120 mph in this thing was not a good idea but man sure was fun being it was the Type S. The second week of the car I decide to take a trip up to Austin Texas a couple hours away to a INFOWARS event were Owen Shroyer was protesting Bill Clinton speaking at the University. So I make it to the College and I am looking for the event. I park at what ends up being the back entrance to the schools auditorium. I parked by a Limo driver and we ended up striking up a conversation as we just dropped off his party. As we are talking Bill Clinton's Motor cade shows up and turns at the corner the Limo driver and I were standing heading to a door in the back of the auditorium. I tell the Limo driver to hold on for a minute as I pull out my phone and start recording the moment Bill exited his car a good 50 yards away. I hold my phone up to record and yell out to Bill Clinton, "Hey Bill!" Clinton turns and waves over his shoulder. I yell, "You're a rapist, go to jail then go to hell". You see his wave stop and he was ushered into the door. Secret Service was eying me something fierce. The limo driver thought it was funny as hell so we had a good laugh. I tell him I need to find my event and I wanted always form these Secret Services guys still watching me. So I leave then find my event then found parking. I make it and Owen is interviewing folks. Owen then Interviews myself. He jokes around and Interviews my dog on Air.. here is that picture I clipped from the show the next day. June 28, 2018 time stamp on photo. After the show I talk to Owen and his crew and showed them my video yelling at Clinton. They had to have it so they asked me to send a copy to Rob Dew at [email protected]. We finish the event and I head home. I'm driving a bit fast and this car of mine starts to scare me so I slow it down. I get home and I was going to upload the vide and my phone went crazy and I rebooted it to have it never turn back on. I thought that very strange. I didn't get a chance to get the video off then email it. I'm pretty pissed about that because this clip was going to go virial. It was going to be a classic. Memes for life kind of thing. Non of this is related to the event.... Still upset and wondering what the hell happened to my phone I'm driving my car and I almost crash changing lands. These Run Flat tires were just crazy. I get home and check the air one of the tires was as completely empty. I had not checked the air yet and since the Mini had this tire warning thing I ASSUMED it had not lost pressure. No they let it go empty reset the light for the tire thing at the dealer then sole me a car with a flat tire. I was driving 120 mph in a fucking flat tire. I drive to Austin and back in a flat tire. I was shocked. I replace the tire $400 dollars later then after a day or two I took the car back and losing $2000. I said no way am I keeping this car. They tried to make me keep it but I told them to fuck off. It was a very expensive 2 weeks of craziness adding to my crazy life. -
What is the first car did you owned? pictures if possible..
ALanHim replied to major-mark63's topic in General Discussion
My first was a 1989 Honda Accord LX which was the last carbonated Honda Accord and I still have the owners manual. This picture was in 1997 in Houston Texas. You could eat off the engine it was so clean. -
I read Poop-tarts at first.